classic one liners
Get your mind out of the sewer and into the gutter with the rest of us.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional.
Here at First National, you're not just a number - you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.
I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...
I keep trying to lose weight but it always finds me.
"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, help me superman!" ~ Homer Simpson
I'm gonna survive or die trying.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.