X men Vs Mordor

Started by mr.smiley15 pages

have you ever read middle earth for dummies?

In has the whole history of orcs that trace all the way to Beowulf.
The term for goblin in is orcn.
Their biggest weakness is their vunerability to sunlight.That is why sauron countered this weakness by creating the Uruk-hai.Why else would he make them?
Uruk-hai are larger than standard orcs(about the size of men).
Most original orcs appeared in the hobbit and where even called goblins in some passages

Mythrill is very strong but i doubt it's anywhere near adamantium.
It's more valuable based on it being very rare in the books.

Lessee....Sauron was defeated by an elven prince, a would be king, a dward, a white mage whose power is consist of mind tapping and clearing the skies, a ring bearer who has no combat experience whatsoever, aided by his annoying friends, and a bunch of WALKING TREES!!! Xavier/Onslaught ALONE was defeated by all the might of Marvel. Hmmm...... Oh yea!!! Sauron is scary!!!

whatsoever, aided by his annoying friends, and a bunch of WALKING TREES!!!

No...the trees actually defeated Saruman.

And that was not Sauron at his full power...and he was distracted by the battle. Those people would not have beaten him with psychical force...

yeah that's true.
The older stuff like the silmarillion had better ummmmm.....
evil things.

The truth is if the xmen were stuck with the same quest they would have completed it in a very short time.
God like cable alone would defeat sauron

sauron would need some serious upgrades to take on the xmen

What X-Men are there, really?

All? Because if so, Mordor would be screwed.

Originally posted by jffxex1980
Lessee....Sauron was defeated by an elven prince, a would be king, a dward, a white mage whose power is consist of mind tapping and clearing the skies, a ring bearer who has no combat experience whatsoever, aided by his annoying friends, and a bunch of WALKING TREES!!! Xavier/Onslaught ALONE was defeated by all the might of Marvel. Hmmm...... Oh yea!!! Sauron is scary!!!

They didn't fight Sauron and you know it. They took the only thing that Sauron needed and destroyed it. It was in effect a stealth mission.

A small group can do more damage than an army sometimes and obviously this was the case here.

Sauron is a demigod. He is the most powerful maiar after the herald of the king of the Valar.

Xorn does an expanding black hole and sucks everyone in. The end. NEXT!

Sigh. Listen, this is in the return of the king;

"they could endure the sun, so long as the will of Sauron held sway over them"

Straight from Tolkien's writing. End of story.

As for mithril, I don't ever remember hearing any cases of mithril breaking, and I know Frodo's mithril vest protected him from the spear of a mountain troll.

your taking it out of context.they are talking about the urak-hi.Sauron used his will so they were immune to sunlight.
That's why it's in return of the king and not the fellowship or the two towers.

end of story.

Originally posted by mr.smiley
your taking it out of context.they are talking about the urak-hi.Sauron used his will so they were immune to sunlight.
That's why it's in return of the king and not the fellowship or the two towers.

end of story.

It's in the appendix, foo. Taking it out of context? How about no.

your misunderstaning.Getting it out of the appendix proves that even more.

sauron created the urak-hai to counter the regular orcs weakness.Not for the shear fun of it

Originally posted by mr.smiley
sauron created the urak-hai to counter the regular orcs weakness.Not for the shear fun of it

"The orcs were bred by the Dark power of the North in the elder days"

Uruk hai aren't a special breed of orc... they are just the warrior class of orcs. Note the word 'Uruk' in the Black speech is the term for Orc and hai defines their class. That's why orc slaves are called 'snaga'

Why in the world would Sauron only keep his uruk-hai from being weak in the sun? That's just pathetic logic. That's like saying im going to breed a million warriors that can't fight for shit in the day, except the really good ones, they can fight in the day cause they are the good warriors!

If Sauron can keep trolls, a race that turns into STONE in sunlight, from being affected by the sun, I'm certain he can do the same for orcs. Like I've said, it's just easier to use the darkness as humans have poor vision in the dark and orcs prefer the dark to begin with.

yes he can do the same for orcs like for trolls.
that's WHY he created the Uruk-hai.
yes it's pathetic logic and thats just another reason why the xmen would win.

I don't even think orcs are shown in sunlight in the movies.

Possibly though.
I know in the books sunlight weakens them

Originally posted by Nataku8188
trolls, a race that turns into STONE in sunlight

Oh man, poor Bill, Bert, and Tom.