Okay, so, this flag means this. . . . The white stars represent the space aliens who landed centuries ago. The blue is the ocean. The space aliens landed in the ocean! Then, the red stripes represent red diesel fuel, commonly used for tractors and recreational vehicles such as ATC's and Quad Runners. . . because everyone knows that this country couldn't have happened if it weren't for diesel! 馃槈 And finally the white stripes. Well, the white stripes are designed to respond to alien radar. As the wind bends the reflective white, micro reflections bounce across the galaxy. Alien radar can pick it up. "And what do they use to power their ships??!" You may ask yourself . . . red diesel fuel. 馃槈
George Bush is an alien.