Make up a stupid joke!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto

i know

wouldnt it be smart to... you know, actually post a joke in the joke section?

i can't thin of anything

its not hard... i mean look:

saddam, George bush, John kerry, and osama bin laden are on top of the mountain

"i will do the best for my country" saddam says, and he jumps off the mountain

john kerry does the same "i will do the best for my country" and jumps off

bush then says "i will do the best for my country" and throws osama off the mountain

see, not hard, just thought that off the top of my head

Yo Mama is so fat she could sell shade. OOOOHH!!!

oh no you did not just talk about my mom.....

your momma is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

your momma is so fat i drove around her with my car and ran out of gas..

your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

your momma is so fat when she wore a red dress outside people yelled "COOL AID!"

shall i go on?

Yo mama is so fat she gotta iron her jeans on the driveway

you moma is so fat she got babtised at sea world

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

she has TB ... 2 bellys.

try the edit button

your momma is so fat people bungie jump with her painties at 40,000 feet and hit the ground

Yo mama is so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo mama is so fat she uses diet soap.

your moma has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and thought it was Christmas

well i guess we know who won

i saw that Red Sox before except when i read it... It was the yankee hat the officer kept looking under.... and when the hat is a yankke hat... the jokes much funnier

Yo momma so old that when god said let there be light she was there to flick the switch

Yo momma is so poor she strip dances at chuckie cheese for tokens....

yo momma is so poor when some walked in her house and flicked a booger off the wall she said "hay thats our family portrait!"

yo momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets

yo momma is so fat she turns an airplane into a boat...

yo momma is so big fat and clumsy when she was going to K-mart she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target

yo momma is like a shotgun... two cocks and shes ready to blow

yo momma is so stupid she went to Pay Less and payed more

go to www.jokes.com millions and millions of jokes

A guy was visiting Spain. He needed a camel to explore the city. He goes to the camel place and says "how much is a camel?"
"5 bucks for one day, but we don't call them camels, we call them asses. And you have to scratch it if you want it to stop." say the lady.
The man goes on and see a hot dog stand. he asks for a hot dog. The lady say "2 dollars, but we call them weaners down here."
The man goes over to a bench to eat his hot dog. He then sees that his camel is running away.
He say to the old lady next to him, "OH! Quick hold my weaner while i scratch my ass.

ahhh a formidibal opponent:

your momma is so old, her brest milk is powdered

your momma is so poor when i rang her door bell the toilet flushed

your momma is so poor when i went to her house 2 roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet

your momma is so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w's

your momma is so old and fat when god said let there be light he told her to get her fat ass out of the way

your momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the fourth grade

your momma is so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE

your momma smells so bad the U.S army can use her bathwater as a biological weapon

your momma is like a bowling ball, pick her up, finger her, throw her down an alley and she still comes back for more