give me a good idea and ill make your movie and put you on my site

hi im Eric McElhannon and i am an independent film maker now the reason i am on these fourms is to give any one a chance to get ther ideas or dreams made because i will do my best to make your ideas in to a motion picture so give me your ideas or scripts or any thing so yeah lets do this ooooooooooohhh yeahhhhhhhh

oh and the idea or script that we acsept the person who wins will get a free copy of the dvd or vhs what ever that person wants oh yeah and by the way e-mail me the ideas because i most likely wont get it from the fourms ok so e-mail me at

and you can see the updates on my site at

and go on the news the see whats up on the video ok peace

Translation: "I don't have any good ideas of my own yet, and need some help."

For someone trying to make it in the film business, you might want to work on grammar and spelling first. It will lend a little more credibility to your cause.

Sorry for being so blunt.

Hey, thanks for saying what we were all thinking, blunt or not.

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I've got one: An independent film maker has lost all but one tiny ounce of creativity in his hopeless career so he decides to take a last resort to make that ultimate blockbuster: Post an obscure, hard to read post that no one will take seriously on a movie message board he has no doubt spammed with 1,000 different usernames before.

Here's where the plot thickens: He commits himself to a mental hospital when, after ten years of agonizing frustration at his lack of intelligence, he finally gets a "GO" picture with Fox & The Hound 7: Private Foxhole.

yo guys chill my creativeness is not out at all im working on 2 short videos and one big movie and well i gess you guy just dont want to take my opertunity i know that my spelling sucks really bad but i know i can put together a killer movie ok and just to let you know just because i spell bad does not mean that will hold me back at a film fetival oh and spelling is something i can fix but being a jerk wow that must suck ok ok im sorry but it was mean what you said but its ok but i will give yall one more chance if yall want it oh and i was thinking about doing that one movie and i still might because it was funny mean but funny well i was thinking of how i can mess with it lol so do yall want me to make a movie or not

Originally posted by botankus
Fox & The Hound 7: Private Foxhole.

I want to see this !!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Eric McElhannon
yo guys chill my creativeness is not out at all im working on 2 short videos and one big movie and well i gess you guy just dont want to take my opertunity i know that my spelling sucks really bad but i know i can put together a killer movie ok and just to let you know just because i spell bad does not mean that will hold me back at a film fetival oh and spelling is something i can fix but being a jerk wow that must suck ok ok im sorry but it was mean what you said but its ok but i will give yall one more chance if yall want it oh and i was thinking about doing that one movie and i still might because it was funny mean but funny well i was thinking of how i can mess with it lol so do yall want me to make a movie or not

I have a question. Can a sentence qualify for World's Longest Run-On Sentence if it STILL hasn't ended yet?

I'm thinking this is too dumb to be real - so it must be clever satire.

you know what dude you must just be bored your life must suck really bad to just keep on anyways im not dumd just uneducatied i dont know how to spell i went to a stupid school where teachers did not teach ok sorry if i dont know grammer or spelling im just trying to see if yall want to give me a stroy ok so i can direct something that is not mine ok all directers dont make films from just there scripts

ok hey man im dyslexic and i can still spell better then you. adn if you wanna prech so bad about pepole treating you wrong then why dont you just...say i dont kno...leave. then you wont have ur "creativity adn intelligence questionedd. also, i would not want someone who didnt have good teachers handeling a movie

so what have you done in the past? cause even if it was small time it would show up on something like IMDB most likely. My cousin is an independent film director/writer/producer and 2 of his are on IMDB but you cant find them in any video store and 99% of people out there have prolly never heard of them. So what do you have to add to your credibility, because so far all you can do is type like a 10 year old, and thats hard to believe.

Correction, I could type much better than that at the age of 10.

Originally posted by forumcrew
so what have you done in the past? cause even if it was small time it would show up on something like IMDB most likely. My cousin is an independent film director/writer/producer and 2 of his are on IMDB but you cant find them in any video store and 99% of people out there have prolly never heard of them. So what do you have to add to your credibility, because so far all you can do is type like a 10 year old, and thats hard to believe.

By his writing technique, the best position he might have been able to attain in the film industry was key grip on the Gigli set.

Fully baked the sequal to half baked

ok yall must not know very much about movies to think that spelling can hold me down from making a good film i just wanted to try to get some people to see what i can do but yall suck really alot

come on all of yall are older than me i looked at yalls profile but all af yall despite the blood and gore guy are way more inmature than me man what a bunch of losers im not mad it just shocks me of how much of jerks people can be and i gess the only reason is because people rely on rules to much (like thinking spelling has every thing to do with a movie) im not saying that i dont need to know how to spell because i do need to know really bad and im going to learn (this way yall can feel better about it lol) (you proble wont get that) any ways its just weird how ever thing yall say is just negitve so yeah bye.

Originally posted by Eric McElhannon
ok yall must not know very much about movies to think that spelling can hold me down from making a good film i just wanted to try to get some people to see what i can do but yall suck really alot

come on all of yall are older than me i looked at yalls profile but all af yall despite the blood and gore guy are way more inmature than me man what a bunch of losers im not mad it just shocks me of how much of jerks people can be and i gess the only reason is because people rely on rules to much (like thinking spelling has every thing to do with a movie) im not saying that i dont need to know how to spell because i do need to know really bad and im going to learn (this way yall can feel better about it lol) (you proble wont get that) any ways its just weird how ever thing yall say is just negitve so yeah bye.

I think you're the one who isn't getting it. Do you honestly think you will actually take your pitches seriosuly if you can't even speak intelligently about what you are promoting? We're being polite here... any knowledgeable person in Hollywood would be slamming their doors in your face (after laughing heartily first) after hearing your pitch if it sounds anything like this. Education is key to getting anywhere in the world today, and you certainly sound like you've skipped your share of classes.

It's only a wind up for Christ sakes!!! Laugh along...it'll make his/her/whatever's day... 😂

Originally posted by Eric McElhannon
yo guys chill my creativeness is not out at all im working on 2 short videos and one big movie and well i gess you guy just dont want to take my opertunity i know that my spelling sucks really bad but i know i can put together a killer movie ok and just to let you know just because i spell bad does not mean that will hold me back at a film fetival oh and spelling is something i can fix but being a jerk wow that must suck ok ok im sorry but it was mean what you said but its ok but i will give yall one more chance if yall want it oh and i was thinking about doing that one movie and i still might because it was funny mean but funny well i was thinking of how i can mess with it lol so do yall want me to make a movie or not

If ye cant spell.. ye credibility goes swiftly down the toilet...
I suppose the moral of this story is "Go find someone else to bother" 💃 🤣

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
Lord help us all... when does that sentence end!? 😑

We're still waiting on that one.