one for the ladies

exactly. squeezing the middle of the toothpaste tube should be punishable by sex.

EDIT: provided they are of legal age...

that means what? am not being sarcastic, i just dont get your meaning

nevermind. the joke has died. it will only bring forth a discussion of confusion...

ok, usually if u squeeze the middle sex gets taken away damn it

well, actually... the joke part was it will be given.

oh, ok, u a girl or guy? if u not minding asking it will clear it up

guy.

oh, so i get it, yeah, they should give it

YES!!! he shoots, he scores!!!

sorry when u posted the jokes i thought u a girl, i apologise

understandable... yet so funny 😆 at least to me...

yeah, i feel kinda stupid

Originally posted by mc pee pants
like squeezing the middle of the toothpaste tube.

whats wrong with squeezing the middle of the toothpaste 🤨

cos if u do it yr gf'll kill u or worse take away bedroom priveleges

i sqeeze my toothpaste from the middle 😕

thats great hysterical

but i dont get this one: 😕

Originally posted by mc pee pants
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

they're eating all the groceries, and its giving them a big waistline 😊

really? yr a rarity

k....😕...i really dont see whats wrong with squeexing toothpast from the middle no2

a lot of woman dont like it, ive seen it, some women dont, but they are the minority