why are bathrooms so confusing?

thats where the popes concentrated evil is

If you are rich, you can have any kind of bathroom you want. Heated floor tiles, heated toilet seat with cushions, soft comfortable tubs, water jets, heat and bubble maker, heated towel rack...you name it, and if you are rich you can get it.

Poor people's bathrooms are crappy because they are poor. My aunt owns a $4 million house with 7 bathrooms. All of them rock.

My bathroom is average though. 😐

my own bathroom is, in my opinion, the best room in the house, my kingdom:

a rack of maxim magazine

perfectly light lights (perfect for reading, but not too bright, for those late night callings)

and heated toilets for those cold days