Ignoring for the moment that you said "Oh flump" and i almost wet meyself.
Lets hope that Christopher Lee isn't feeling a little bored one day - decides to surf the net and stumbles upon KMC... only to be confronted with the horror that is his name mangled into the above mess.
The disappointment and despair could very well prove fatal at his age. How'd you feel THEN eh? EH? MURDERER!!!!!