"I lost my virginity two miuntes after..."Thread

If anyone finds my virginity please let me know, I may offer a reward.

i saw it driving down the M6

Damn, did you get the registration plate?

nope going a bit to fast to readit ... but it turned of at a sign for birmingham

Hmmm, well I'm passing there on Thursday evening, maybe I'll find it then.

Originally posted by amity75
I lost my virginity 2 minutes after she stopped breathing.

Originally posted by Corran
Hmmm, well I'm passing there on Thursday evening, maybe I'll find it then.

mayb ... i can ring my great gran who lives down that way to see if she has seen it pass.... lol

Not sure that's such a good thing to ask your great Naa, but go ahead it can't do her any harm.

I lost my virginity 2 minutes after whatever i will be doing two minutes before i lose my virginity.

Well I just lost my virginity.....two minutes ago! How bizzare! 😱

i lost my virginity two minutes after killing a man in reno just to watch him die

wow, ride on! lol

i lost my virginity two minutes after i fell asleep.... apparently 😕

Hahahahaha! I like that one! lol

i lost my virginity 2.9 minutes after i lost my watch

*slaps forhead!* Oh dear god! lol

i lost my virginity 2 minutes after the guy passed out

I lost my virginity.