Originally posted by Vasueden
I'm drinking a vanilla coke, but it is too much and know im full of more soda than i am of anything else. Check under the couch theres bound to be food under there. Hey, come to think of it, i'm pretty buff for someone that eats more than they do anything else.
😂 it takes muscles to eat.
Virgos rock baby!!! Did you know michael jackson is a Virgo??? Hey i've got a sense of humor too, i didn't make this one up but if your canadian you've probably never heard it.
There is a man walking on the peer and night and its foggy. He see's a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on the bench crying. Him:"Whats the matter" Her:"I'm just so horrible I've never been kissed before" (he kisses her and she smiles in delight) then she starts crying again. Him:"whats the matter now" Her:"I'm just so horrible I've never been screwed before" (So he picks her up and throws her off the peer and into the water) Him:"Well now your screwed"