The Talon (Off-Topic)

Just come in a sit. Lana will be around any minute to serve some drinks.

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*Doesn't plan on tipping* diva

*enters the talon* ok so whats the point of this thread is it for us to be off topic????

More or less. Kind of an off-topic forum thingy.

Try your best to keep it to Smallville (People, places, things, what-not) but no harm in going off topic.

so that thing on lex cause of how much posion he drnk does he ahve to wear all his life???

*waits impatioently for that girl who serves us. finds her whinig in the back and slaps a b!tch*

Well done, BBG. I wish to buy you a drink

naughty now its a party! PS. lov yr sig. the middle pic is so sexi

DAMIT!!! WHERE IS MY COFFE!!!!

that b!tch is still whimpering. something about a farmhouse loft and romance in paris....naught nuaghty

*calls Lex*

Alright, Lex said Lana is out, and I am in. She will still be living in the upstairs apartment... but she has no control over the Talon.

*waits for orders*

....Thanks, BBG.

WHERES MY COFEE!!!

*comes straggling along*

So fussy, arent you Shadow King?

WHERES MY FREE DRINK!!!!!! *taps foot*

YEA I AM now thank you for the make believe coffee that isnt real.

I need to hire an assistant.

....&^&%^&*....😠...^&&%^mad2...&*%^&...STILLL.....COFFEELESS....&%^*....😠

😂 nice place!

Where is an assistant when I need one?

*Sits Down* *Orders French Toast*