Kill all the white people
Fabian: Kill all the white people
Max: fabian you are half white
Fabian: am i?
Max: i think so
Fabian: oh ok then kill all the black people
Max: your half black
Fabian: oh well kill all the asian people
Max: two of your best friends are asian
Fabian: well who can i kill?
Max: hmmm
Fabian: well?
Max: fish
Fabian: what
Max: kill all the fish
Fabian: why
Max: coz i dont like fish
Fabian: why
Max: they tase like shit
Fabian: ?
Max: what?
Fabian: how can you not like fish?
Max: i dont know i just dont like them
Fabian: what about crabs
Max: what?
Fabian: do you like crabs?
Max: i just ****ing said i dont like fish
Fabian: is a crab a fish?
Max: i dont know
Fabian: ok but anwnser the qustion
Max: no i dont ****ing like crab
Fabian: seaweed?
Max: what?
Fabian: do you like it?
Max: i have never had it
Fabian: you should
Max: what?
Fabian: should should try it
Max: i know what you ****ing ment
Fabian: then why did you say what?
Max: Fabian just **** out now before i hit you
Fabian: ohh you are realy scery
Max: **** OFF
Fabian: ohh is it that time of month?
MAx: im male you ****
Fabian: are you?
*Max runs off crying*
I am Fabian
my best friend is max and i was bored so i had a imagnery fight witrh him