Batman vs Spiderman

Started by black robb343 pages

Goddam when are you guys just going to admit Spidey beats Batman's no parent-havin',leather-wearin',Robin-fondling ass!

Have you seen the bastroglide??

Its between him and robin.

Originally posted by havok801125
I've seen one instant of this....spidey faced of against this villian called the walrus who had the proportionate speed and strenght of a walrus.....and he knocked him out with one flick of his finger.....take a look at the pic provided....you telling me he can't do the same to a guy dressed in a Bat outfit?

There you go Merc......

???????

Care to tell the whole story now?

Originally posted by havok801125
I agree it is funny shit.....I can't wait to see what Merc has to say about it though

Funny's right. Now you funny too.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
we've been through this, what would batman be without his money??

Not the character anyone's argueing about.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
No more fanboy arguments, logically explain why.

Someone desperatley needs a dose of their own advise.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Precog, spidey's experienced even more so, in some aspects, batman cant beat, venom, titania, she hulk, or any ot that.

It's not truly precog. Saying Spidey is more experienced than Batman is just a lie. Your sentence structure sucks. Batman has beat similar characters to those you listed.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Bats has no chance what would he do, people are going to make up a stupid gadget, why he should have the gadgets listed, in the first place.

So now, according to you, he doesn't even get his regular gadgets...Oh, now I see why you think Spidey wins.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Pressure points, against the hulk, considering he has taken a nuke, shrugged of 50cal maching gun bullets, lol, I'm considering ignoring old recycled fanboy statements, and by the way hulk is more durable than supes so spidey staggering him was a great feat.

How strong is the Hulk..... wait isn't the hulk around Thors level of power...My pressure points sound reasonable because in the pic presented by Who?kid you can see spiderman's hands above Hulk's ears...the attack was directed on a specific location....while you are trying to say that spiderman hurt the hulk by his strength alone....and we all know that hulk is simply to powerful to be hurt by spiderman....just like that..🙂

My friend in your quest to make me look like a fanboy....you are turing out to be a hardcore fanboy of the highest degree....case in point So what is your explanation for hurting hulk... for spiderman hurting the Hulk is it because he had the strength the power...sure spiderman hurting the Hulk was a great feat but what is your expanation for it happening....and another HULK MORE DURABLE THAN SUPERMAN.....where have you seen anyone around spiderman's level staggering superman???I thought so....there is non in existence is there...You should know by now that I don't just say random stuff just for the sake of saying stuff...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
In all physical attributes Spidey dramatically outclasses Batman. From long range anything Batman throws at him Spidey can either dodge or deflect with webbing. If Batman becomes webbed up he isn’t going to be able to break out, webbing has an incredibly high tensile strength by volume. In terms of close range fighting number of styles is irrelevant, Spidey's style is unique in the sense that no normal human is capable of it so there's no martial arts style Batman knows designed to counter it. Spidey’s strength means that if he lands a good punch Batman is probably KOed, his speed makes him landing a good punch highly likely.

I have always agreed to....and someones that makes sense.....

Physical attributes spiderman...

Long range attacks from batman can be avoided by spiderman

Spiderman webbing batman could be the end for batman but not when it can be cut by a miniature leaser....batman is not breaking out via brute strength I will give that much....

Spiderman's fighting style is unique at best but to say that it is not adaptable now that is simply untrue...take Jeet Kun do for instance and Bruce lee's quote....."If you put water in a cup....the water becomes the cup.....put water in a Kettle.....the water becomes the kettle....be water my friend".... What do you think he meant by this?.......I will make this easy batman has been doing this by using his gadgets...to bring those in his way down..

Now ask for the spiderman knocking out batman with one well placed punch.....what do you have to say to this.....(Because we are....looking at their past victories or in my case batman's victories and loses to make a point here aren't we?)

Is spiderman stronger than superman....no....is spiderman still stronger than a superman under control of red kryptonite who is trying is best to fight the red kryptonite.....the answer is NO...Now batman has survived such a beating from superman because of his suit... is it not logical that batman is going to more than likely survive any kind of punch that spiderman is going to throw.....the answer.....if batman survived an onslaught from superman he is going to survive the best Spiderman has to offer....?

BATMAN SURVIVES PUNCHES FROM SUPES IN THE COMICS BECAUSE HE HAS TO. THE ODDS OF DC LETTING THEIR MAIN GOOD GUY CASH COW BE KILLED BY ANOTHER GOOD GUY CASH COW ARE SLIM AND NONE. IN THESE THREADS WE DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SELLING BOOKS.

I'm proud of you, you found the CAPS LOCK key.

But I would understand why you would be so adament about Bats not having a suit which reduces much damage since it would kill so much of your argument.

So you're saying that Superman can't punch Bats dead also?

Taking hits from Superman is a bit extreme, but saying that the suit would prevent a one hit kill from Spiderman seems pretty reasonable to me.

The biggest problem here is that since no one here is actually Batman, no one has any idea what he would do in a fight with Spiderman (if he would be smart and agile enough to both avoid Spiderman and sufficiently counter).

H2h fighting him is out of the question, Spidey is just physically beyond Batman. So it comes down to Batman's array of Batarags, explosives, and other nasty little gadgets. Some of these could possibly give him a victory (sonic grenade for a distraction and a couple of well placed Batarangs, possibly), but I don't see it as being quite as likely as a good web shot rendering Batman immobile long enough for Parker to get in close and use his superior strength and speed for a knockout.

Just my little paragraphs of wisdom, I'd go for Spidey 6.5/10.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Not the character anyone's argueing about.

Someone desperatley needs a dose of their own advise.

It's not truly precog. Saying Spidey is more experienced than Batman is just a lie. Your sentence structure sucks. Batman has beat similar characters to those you listed.

So now, according to you, he doesn't even get his regular gadgets...Oh, now I see why you think Spidey wins.

Yeah he has the anti spidey ray right on him, fanboy.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
I'm proud of you, you found the CAPS LOCK key.

But I would understand why you would be so adament about Bats not having a suit which reduces much damage since it would kill so much of your argument.

Hit him in the chin,now go away.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
How strong is the Hulk..... wait isn't the hulk around Thors level of power...My pressure points sound reasonable because in the pic presented by Who?kid you can see spiderman's hands above Hulk's ears...the attack was directed on a specific location....while you are trying to say that spiderman hurt the hulk by his strength alone....and we all know that hulk is simply to powerful to be hurt by spiderman....just like that..🙂

He hit himon the neck, even wolverine has hurt the hulk,sooooooo, you just don't know what you're talking about, I've read your posts before.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
My friend in your quest to make me look like a fanboy....you are turing out to be a hardcore fanboy of the highest degree....[B]case in point So what is your explanation for hurting hulk... for spiderman hurting the Hulk is it because he had the strength the power...sure spiderman hurting the Hulk was a great feat but what is your expanation for it happening....and another HULK MORE DURABLE THAN SUPERMAN.....where have you seen anyone around spiderman's level staggering superman???I thought so....there is non in existence is there...You should know by now that I don't just say random stuff just for the sake of saying stuff... [/B]

Hulk is limitless, as a DC fanboy or Warner Bros employee, you don'tkknow much else about other characters, Spiderman and wolveine have caused damage to the hulkk, namor has defeated him.

Your only losing arguments are little, we are providing teh onlyl reasons he'll win, and we're not supporting him pathetic. You never told me how bats is beating spidey with his normal equipment, and the suit isn't that strong, its only good for a few stabs or gunshots, or else bats wouldn't need to DODGE bullets, thinking objectively, something you've yet to do on this thread.

Hit bats in the chin, fanboy arguments, nothing besides "he can" for batman.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
I have always agreed to....and someones that makes sense.....

[QUOTE=4283556]Originally posted by lifeisaglich
[B]Physical attributes spiderman...

Long range attacks from batman can be avoided by spiderman

Spiderman webbing batman could be the end for batman but not when it can be cut by a miniature leaser....batman is not breaking out via brute strength I will give that much....

Spiderman's fighting style is unique at best but to say that it is not adaptable now that is simply untrue...take Jeet Kun do for instance and Bruce lee's quote....."If you put water in a cup....the water becomes the cup.....put water in a Kettle.....the water becomes the kettle....be water my friend".... What do you think he meant by this?.......I will make this easy batman has been doing this by using his gadgets...to bring those in his way down..

Yep water bends to the will,but can break rocks, so what, it isnt' easily adaptable, not in his first fight, if you thnk bats is beating spidey hand 2 hand, you have gone too far on the fanboy side, you still cant beat a polar bear hand 2 hand can you.
You skip the quotes and go to the ones that make your weak argument stronger, you still cant use logic and say why bats will beat spidey, besides finding a way.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Now ask for the spiderman knocking out batman with one well placed punch.....what do you have to say to this.....(Because we are....looking at their past victories or in my case batman's victories and loses to make a point here aren't we?)

Bane beat him............. you're making yourself sound like an ass.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Is spiderman stronger than superman....no....is spiderman still stronger than a superman under control of red kryptonite who is trying is best to fight the red kryptonite.....the answer is NO...Now batman has survived such a beating from superman because of his suit... is it not logical that batman is going to more than likely survive any kind of punch that spiderman is going to throw.....the answer.....if batman survived an onslaught from superman he is going to survive the best Spiderman has to offer....?

This is a stupid fanboy argument, his armor isn't that strong, not his usual one, if you are going to use ridiculous armor, we use captain universe spideyk, bats loses, this is your only argument and its sad.

Hit him in the chin, case closed, you believe everything you read, typical fanboy, you're just like the wolverine ones.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
???????

Care to tell the whole story now?

yea like daredevil and the stupid symbiote spidey jinzin scanned where it didnt' show the hit, spidey 'HIT HIM' case closed, you don't want to explain hwo he can.

I said one good punch. Hit him where there is no suit i.e. the mouth.

And thats not hard to do for a guy who shows extreme coordination and precicion on a regular basis, or he could impact web him on the mouth, which would be fatal. This has already been brought up, they are arguing for its own sake, I'm not wasting any time making decent posts, until the Wanderer shows up, he's actually worth my time.

Originally posted by The Last Son
I disagree. Althogh Spider-man is strong and agile Batman is ALWAYS prepared. He would find a weakness in spiderman. Especially at night. Spider-man can't see in the dark. Batman would no doubt have nightvison goggles. Plus both of them have about the same number of villans to contend with. I think it would be a close match. Batman has the edge in experience and money. What would spiderman be without his web? A skinny acrobat with sarcastic remarks. Close battle. Batman wins.

You know that Spidey has a SPIDER-SENSE. Even in the dark Spidey is never helpless thanks to his Spider-Sense. Sorry but if you dont know the character then you should not make such examples.

Thats how they argue,someone thinks the hulk is vurnerable, to pressure poits.