Batman vs Spiderman

Started by whobdamandog343 pages

Wait a second guys..I found an issue where Batman lands one of his infamous punches that can stop cars...Is he a superhuman?!!!

Naww..it's okay..I just found a pic that solves the reason why Batman has provided so many Superhuman feets in his comics..this Batman is none other than the man of steel/last son of krypton himself....SUPERMAN!!!!

Mystery solved Batman Fanboys(girls)!! The Batman that we see preforming all those Superhuman feats is just SUPERMAN in disguise..

So to make things fair I'll say that Spiderman looses to SUPERMAN IN THE BATMAN COSTUME..but he whipes the floor with THE ...MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY...TRAINED MARTIAL ARTIST, BATARANG/GAS GRENADE THROWING..YOUNG BOY LOVING.."HUMAN"...BATMAN....😆😆😆

Fin.

Hey guys..waddaya think about my nifty debating skills? Posted all those relevant pics that happend in continuity...In no way were any of the pic's examples of plot induced stupidity...or biased in anyway. They are facts..STONE COLD FACTS....they happened right? I sure got them bat fanboys good didn't I..huh..didn't I...🙄 😆 😆

Okay guys..debate is now really over for me. In the meantime..I'll be sifting through my comic book collection to scan some more pics. 😆😆😆

Wow, congratulations with your cool scans whobdamandog. The Batman defenders were getting too full of themselves, about time somebody showed them some more accurate fights of Spider-Man, and not ONLY those who make SM look like a third rate superhero.

Nobody has come up with a reason based on why Bats wins using stats. Why? Oh wait it is because Spider-man is physically Superior, oh dear I just said that for the zillionth time on this thread...........

Originally posted by who?-kid
Wow, congratulations with your cool scans whobdamandog. The Batman defenders were getting too full of themselves, about time somebody showed them some more accurate fights of Spider-Man, and not ONLY those who make SM look like a third rate superhero.

Thanks..and to add insult to injury..someone who has done something as heinous as the picture below..deserves to loose..

Peace out all..😆 😆 😆

Holy "Gay Sex" Batman!!! LMFAO!!

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Its funny cos its true.............

Originally posted by willRules
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Its funny cos its true.............

Yeah..lol..but as we all know..

"Truth Hurts.."

Originally posted by jinzin
getting right next to bats....= BAD IDEA.....

They still do not understand that batman CHEATS to win

whobdamandog you really did a number on us....😆 all you are doing is just pointing out stuff we already know batman can do but some of them not as good as spiderman since as he is enhanced. So I think congrats are an order......not you did not prove or do anything...

And you say martial arts is not good....well any martial arts that can make grundy hurt is a very deadly martial arts to me...unless you spiderman is now stronger than solomon n grundy...please forgive me cuz I feel like I have to....😆

Whobdamandog how could you start so strong only to have a weak conclusion to your ranting...Holy Gay sex batman. So now batman is gay well good for you. Since as this is the only offense you can muster...😆


And you say martial arts is not good....well any martial arts that can make grundy hurt is a very deadly martial arts to me...unless you spiderman is now stronger than solomon n grundy...please forgive me cuz I feel like I have to....

Batman is not as good at martial arts as this forum would have people believe anyway. Someone started a stupid legend that Batman was master of all and it kind of stuck. Too bad it's not true.

Anyway, can anyone post a scan of the most recent Amazing Spiderman? My scan is busted. However, it shows Spiderman doding gunfire from literally hundreds of members of H.Y.D.R.A. while dragging a man in one hand and making him dodge all the gunfire too.

No way in hell Spidey gets tagged with a batarang.

Batman can take Spider-man. No prep time. Why? It's called a 50,000 volt suit taser. The second Spidey touches him he gets fryed. No prep time, just standard Bat equipment. Plus, despite the vaunted spider-sense, Spidey can't fight deaf, blind, and with a splitting headache, all of which a flash bang and a sonic disruptor would give him. Again, standard Bat equip. You people say "Bat's has some gadgets" like he's gonna pull out a piece of string and a batarang and use that. Batman's standard is configured to deal with metahuman threats. Spidey is a fairly standard meta- enhanced strength, speed, agility, blah blah. His webs are his only ace, and if he can't see Bats, he can't web him. Batman can beat the entire JLA. He did it in Tower of Babel. He can take the angsty Mr. Parker.

Of course, Batman would hit Spiderman first because he has better reflexes.

Does the tazer cover Batman's jaw too?


Batman can take Spider-man. No prep time. Why? It's called a 50,000 volt suit taser. The second Spidey touches him he gets fryed. No prep time, just standard Bat equipment. Plus, despite the vaunted spider-sense, Spidey can't fight deaf, blind, and with a splitting headache, all of which a flash bang and a sonic disruptor would give him. Again, standard Bat equip. You people say "Bat's has some gadgets" like he's gonna pull out a piece of string and a batarang and use that. Batman's standard is configured to deal with metahuman threats. Spidey is a fairly standard meta- enhanced strength, speed, agility, blah blah. His webs are his only ace, and if he can't see Bats, he can't web him. Batman can beat the entire JLA. He did it in Tower of Babel. He can take the angsty Mr. Parker.

Doh! Looks like somebody has never heard of Electro! Bwahahaha.

Batman knows the JLA. He don't know Spider-diddy.

Webs his only ace? What about intelligence and Spidey sense foo? So much for Batman hiding.

Originally posted by Bludhaven Boy
Batman can take Spider-man. No prep time. Why? It's called a 50,000 volt suit taser. The second Spidey touches him he gets fryed. No prep time, just standard Bat equipment. Plus, despite the vaunted spider-sense, Spidey can't fight deaf, blind, and with a splitting headache, all of which a flash bang and a sonic disruptor would give him. Again, standard Bat equip. You people say "Bat's has some gadgets" like he's gonna pull out a piece of string and a batarang and use that. Batman's standard is configured to deal with metahuman threats. Spidey is a fairly standard meta- enhanced strength, speed, agility, blah blah. His webs are his only ace, and if he can't see Bats, he can't web him. Batman can beat the entire JLA. He did it in Tower of Babel. He can take the angsty Mr. Parker.

Hahaha... you're funny... it was Ra's Al Ghul who used the secret files of Batman. And those were plans against people Batman has known for years and years. It's not THAT hard to come up with some strategies to defeat the members of the JLA when you know them like the back of your hand.

Does he know SM ? No. Has he worked with him for years ? No.

(Another argument thrown in the garbage can)

Some other scans...

Originally posted by Bludhaven Boy
Batman can take Spider-man. No prep time. Why? It's called a 50,000 volt suit taser. The second Spidey touches him he gets fryed. No prep time, just standard Bat equipment. Plus, despite the vaunted spider-sense, Spidey can't fight deaf, blind, and with a splitting headache, all of which a flash bang and a sonic disruptor would give him. Again, standard Bat equip. You people say "Bat's has some gadgets" like he's gonna pull out a piece of string and a batarang and use that. Batman's standard is configured to deal with metahuman threats. Spidey is a fairly standard meta- enhanced strength, speed, agility, blah blah. His webs are his only ace, and if he can't see Bats, he can't web him. Batman can beat the entire JLA. He did it in Tower of Babel. He can take the angsty Mr. Parker.

Curious..do you think that Electro can generate more than 50,000 volts?

the fight continues...

Originally posted by who?-kid
Some other scans...

Nice scans kid..look everybody..spiderman is punching the Hulk..he's knocking him back with his punches..could Batman survive a punch that would feel the Hulk?!!!

Things get heavy...