Batman vs Spiderman

Spider-Man has lost plenty of battles, sometimes against low-level villains. But before you know it, he's back on his feet beating the crap out of some überpowerful alien cosmic dude.

That's why I like him, he can be godlike when he fights, but also a bit clumsy and stupid. You never know what you're going to get 😉.

But against Batman... I'm well aware that if the two should ever fight each other, the writers will have to come up with a solution for the fact Spider-Man has no weaknesses Batman can use against him AND is Batman's superior in every physical aspect.

But Batman is too popular to get his ass handed to him by Spider-Man, so they will probably come up with something retarded as "I've studied all your moves, Spider-Man, that's why I beat you" or "When I first saw you, I immediately knew you possess a spider-sense, so I created a formula to kill off this sense, and that's why I beat you", or, even lamer, "I am the Batman, I never give up, that's why I will beat you !" and he surprises Spider-Man with a hard uppercut that knocks Spider-Man unconsciousness.

Fact is, Batman can never beat Spider-Man, unless the (sigh) prep-time plays a large role in the fight. Maaaaaaybee, in that case, Batman has a chance after all. Without prep-time : 0%.

If Kraven can be a match for spidey, then i say so can Batman

Mentally, yeah, but Kraven is physically closer to Spiderman's league.

yes, but bats has a car, and a sh*t load of other crazy gadgets that kraven doesnt have

I'd probably give this fight to Batman if it wasn't for Spiderman's Spider sense. That things gotten him out of trouble on soooo many occasions that it boggles my mind.

Batman has better tactics, more skill, and better fighting techniques. But 1st he'd have to be able to hurt Spidey, then he'd have to find a way around the spider sense before he stood a chance.

Batman wins...

Gosh, wonder if your opinion has anything to do with your picture....

Spider-Man wins.

*insert cool Spider-Man picture here*

Originally posted by crazyspinz
yes, but bats has a car, and a sh*t load of other crazy gadgets that kraven doesnt have

Kraven can run as fast as a cheeta and chase across the rooftops if he needs to. Although it would be hilarious, a car wouldn't help batman in a rooftop chase. And what's with your recent batmobile fetish?

Spider-Man has a Spider-Mobile....at least that's what the McDonald's Happy Meals seem to think, lol.

lol.... who would win in a race between the spider-mobile and the bat-mobile?

Between the life-size Batmobile and the Happy Meal size Spider-Mobile? hmmmm....

😂 😂 not the happy meal sized one dude! dang u for making me imagine such a silly thing.

Spider-man doesn't use the life-size mobile though. Hell, he's only even driven at all maybe twice.

when was that?

Originally posted by Mr_Famous
lol.... who would win in a race between the spider-mobile and the bat-mobile?

Depends on how much you pull the spider-mobile back to wind it up, hahahaha

Originally posted by Linkalicious
Batman has better tactics, more skill, and better fighting techniques. .

And even if Spider-Man did not possess a spider-sense, Batman still would be beaten: the speed, reflexes and agility will make sure Spider-Man will not get hit. And even if Batman manages to touch Spider-Man (I’m way too kind here), Batman still hasn’t the strength to knock Spider-Man down.

Exactly. Batman just doesnt have the strength to knock Spiderman out or do anything strength wise to sway the battle. Batman may have the gadgets the "street smarts" and the bat mobile (a lot of use in this fight) but it just isnt enough to take out Spiderman.

Spiderman has beter reflexes and agility he's stronger and faster than batman and, of course his spider-sense. Spiderman wins.

Who says batman even has to touch him to win?!
He's the master of mind games...Peter will easily succumb to that...

How would his car help him?

I think the only way he could keep Spiderman down is by tricking him into some gnarly gas cloud or something.

Succumb to mind games? Do you even read Spiderman? All Parker does is talk shit and play mind games.