300 Things Hermione Would Never Say

f*ck off ✅

Snape: what is the name of the potion that forces u to tell the truth..??
Hermione: ......zzzzzzZZZZzzzz.....
Snape: Miss.Granger?
Herm: ????? hmm...what ????
Snape: tell me..what is the name of the potion that forces u to tell the truth..??
Herm: how should i know? u over-grown bat.. 🙂

'bad hermy!!!!! noooo bad hermy' *hits self with with a beater's bat* 'Hermy mst not speak ill of her master!!!!!' *goes off to find a iron*

She probably wouldn't say anything especially sordid 😬

Wazzzzzz up homies?

herm:I have a crush on sevvie poo

"you're gay"

"Hey, Parvati, does my butt look big in this??"

"Which car do you think would go faster, the blue or pink?"

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"Hey, Parvati, does my butt look big in this??"

😂

"DRACO MALFOY! WHY YOU...totally hot evil deliciously sexy Slytherin!"

😆

Ron: What do you wanna do when your out of hogwarts?
Hermione:Work at mcdonalds prob.

f- you professor! thats way too much homework!!!!

why do we have to even come to school and take tests?

"Books? What are those?"

"God, I hate school and learning....I'm gonna go get drunk"