The frutiest game on the planet...

....is Enter The Matrix. It's so ghey, I can't stop hoping to my head will explode.

Let the hate mail roll in.

Yeah, it's a crappy game, as every profesional review has clearly stated.

The sheerness of just playing it made me laugh by myself, and made me wish to be thrown into a dryer at full spin capicity with a dozen diseased hot wheel die cast cars with poison tip spikes potruding out of them.

I'm not a professional, but I liked it. Probably cuz I'm a Matrix geek, but that's the basis of the audience that the game was directed towards. Oh well, so sue me.

No, I wouldn't sue you, you fell into their corporate trap they set up for millions like you. I't's not that I hate3 the Matrix, I just hate the game, it sucks in so many ways, and it's the love for the Matrix people have that force them to overlook these bastardations!

I didn't mind the game, per se. It was basically max payne in the matrix.

However, pick another word besides "gay", so you don't sound like an ignorant 10 year old.

No, Max Payne was cool, and ETM isn't. That's the same as if some geek at school were to wear a PS2 shirt and say:

Geek from school: "Look you guys, I'm a PS2!"

Scythe: "No your not, PS2's are cool."

personally i liked it except for the glitches that you get alot of but it is a fun run n gun

Its not as good as Max Paine per say but I do like the fact that it has shooting and hand to hand combat in slow mode. You want to see the "gayest" game? Then check out my thread about Donkey Konga. Yikes.

Personally, only the PS2 version had the least bugs, as for the X-BOx and Gamecube version, they live next door to satan, and go every once in a while to get a cup of sugar.

Originally posted by gambit88
personally i liked it except for the glitches that you get alot of but it is a fun run n gun

Originally posted by Myth
Its not as good as Max Paine per say but I do like the fact that it has shooting and hand to hand combat in slow mode. You want to see the "gayest" game? Then check out my thread about Donkey Konga. Yikes.

that had to be the funniest thing every i was rolling on the ground laughing 😛

Japan has a game called Oingy Boingy or something like that, and it's about you sticking a finger up a virtual ass. I'm not kidding, I swear, look it up.

my ETM always gets stuck when it is loading levelz. so i just stopped playing it

Enter the Matrix does suck on many levels. I agree with what BackFire said in his review for Max Payne 2. GET THAT INSTEAD!!

What about PS2 iToy games, THEY BLOW!

I liked what they STARTED to create... it COULD have been a great game but its not finished as far as Im concerned.. just a demo in a retail packaging

Can you guyz pick another game
l kinda like the Sims Game

I'de rather be stuck in space in a space shuttle being forced to watch Micheal Jackson dress and undress himself over and over, then play ETM or play with the iToy. But still, the iToy has a ton more playability then ETM.

they were both stupid ploys to get extra cash. Difference being is that iToy actually has some kind of future 😂