A spider holocaust. Henceforth, I shall call you Adolf.
Since I don't know you, Snipes, I will mention that I'm only kidding.
I think spiders are ok as long as they're outside. Last year, I got bit about 2 inches away from my pubic bone. I still shudder when I think about it. It was there for almost 3 months. I may have been a Hobo bite, but with minimal bruising.
I hate Hobos (also called the aggressive house spider), due to their nature to charge and attack an enemy no matter how much larger they are. When you see one away from it's nest, it's actively hunting, which is pretty scary thought.
They came to Seattle in the 1930's via a Eurpoean freight ship--and have adapted quite well to the Northwest--and are now found in Washington, Oregon, Northern California, Idaho, Montana and Wyoming, I think, as well as British Columbia and Alberta. That's alot of geograpic colonization for an insect (or arachnid) that can't fly, don't you think?
Aside from the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse (which is rare), it's the most poisonous spider in the U.S. And it's very prevalent here in my state. I loathe these creatures--as you can probably guess by this post. But, know thine enemy, I always say.