Originally posted by Gregory
From the Church of Satan's web page:1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Sounds like fun devil2
Especially #11!
lil b>I would assume a human animal is the same as a human... 😕
Actually, I'm a little surprised at how un-sinful some of those sound... Don't harm little children and non-humans...
Originally posted by BackFire
I love how they use the word "lair" instead of "home". Anything to make the rules sound morbid and creepy, huh?Man, you just know that list was written by some gothic kid while he was locked in his locker during lunch in high school.
Id put my money on a 'Dungens and Dragons' geek who found a way to persuade/control the gothic geek in the locker next to him...
Originally posted by darkcrown
I'm leaving! The creator of the thread sain no making fun of one's religion and I find this behavior poposterous! 😠
Oh, whatever you do, don't use your magical satan powers. Please. I'll be sure to never annoy you in your "lair".
Man, it's not our fault that your religion was founded by some loser in high school who got beat up for his lunch money.
Originally posted by darkcrown
I'm leaving! The creator of the thread sain no making fun of one's religion and I find this behavior poposterous! 😠
You annoyed me in my lair and I am treating you cruelly and without mercy 😐
Really though, I apologize for whatever it was in this thread you took seriously. Don't let a bunch of internet users offend you, nothing that is said in an online forum should be taken seriously. 😐
Originally posted by Gregory😂 it's true...check out the facts verses the myth's page about asl here 😂
Anton LaVey wasn't anything in high school; he dropped out (and joined the circus).
Re: Religion
Originally posted by dubleceewell im not to sure
im sorry if this offends any oneso
what religion are you
no sayin anytthin bad
1)i believe we were created by aliens who are experimenting with us like scientists with mice.
2)i believe there is a hight force but not god more like Yoda
3)i believe there is a hell but you have to pay admission to get in
4)i do NOT believe in heaven cuz the whole "you will live eternally in the land of the lord" thing seems like BS
i do NOT believe in heaven cuz the whole "you will live eternally in the land of the lord" thing seems like BShmm that sounded like BS but
i believe we were created by aliens who are experimenting with us like scientists with mice.i believe there is a hight force but not god more like Yodadoes not.
And how can you believe in a hell without a heaven those two form a symbiosis