Midget with a harelip

so this midget wit a harelip and a lisp wants to buy a horse, he goes to the seller and says "i bant to see her teethhhh" the man shows the mideget the horses teeth "dethent" says the midget nexy the midget says "i bant to see her hooooovez" the mans shows his her hooves "very bell now i want to see it twant" the man looks at the mideget "are you sure sir" "yeth yeth i want to see her twant" the man sighs " well ok" he picks up the mideget and shoves him in to the horse's 'twant' the midget screams " NO NO TWANT TWANT TWANT twaNt around the twak!!!!"

kilt

lol thats great!

i dont get it

twant = puss

duh

harelip = speaking issue

so this midget wit a harelip and a lisp

it says harelip and lisp

yup

Originally posted by LordKerrigor
so this midget wit a harelip and a lisp

it says harelip and lisp

a lisp is a speach impediment

i know

i dont get it...

cry

"very bell now i want to see it twant"

whats that supposed to mean?

very well i want to see it trot

he was trying to say he wants to see it trot a.k.a. walk/run

oooohhh...i get it now...

see isnt it funny 😐

sorta...

yes it is.