KMC Captions!

Dude, that guys touching your balls.

Originally posted by Mišt

...and then little kids, when mommy comes out of hospital she gunna look like this .....Blarrrrg !!!!

Shut the **** up or ill take you off the internet!

Originally posted by Wesker

they said we were going to Disney land

I was like " oh aww!" And she wuz like "ohh ohh"

Originally posted by JacopeX

you put your left hand up. your right hand up, step towards the police van and give your self up, you do the hoky coky and you turn around, now get inside the van......

hysterical...

Originally posted by JacopeX

''she wasnt doing it right so i curled up into a ball and showed her how i liked it...it went a little something like this..'

Originally posted by JacopeX

and this, darling ,is how to make a grown man cry...

Originally posted by JacopeX

...''yes so i shook the can of cream and squirted into my mouth like this..''

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Helooo ladies 😉

Originally posted by ~Rob Owns You~

Ahhh the fresh wind blowing against my penis as I fly through the air

hysterical....

Originally posted by JacopeX
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i love you Olive Oil....ek ek ek ekk ekk .!!

Originally posted by JacopeX

lol

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i love you Olive Oil....ek ek ek ekk ekk .!!

Too tangy!

Ladies and yentlemen!...... My mother was right, my face has frozen this way

in hindsight, the fellowship's idea to egg the black gates was a really, REALLY bad idea...

"Your that gymp. Yea thats right your that gymp"

"I'll Take "Barker" for $500"..

shock