Originally posted by miroku
on the next jerry
Jerry: "Todays guests are here to confront the super villains who made them pregnant.We have Gwen Stacy from New York,who said the Green Goblin is the father of her two kids".
Audience: "Oooooooooh"
Jerry: "So Gwen what happened??"
Gwen: "I'll tell you what happened Jerry.That green ass mother f**ker screwed me,got me pregnant,then threw my ass off a bridge.I'm going to whup his ass"
Audience: "JERRY,JERRY,JERRY"
Gwen: "But the good news is I am in SM-3.Yay for me"