Thanos VS Surfer and the hulk

Started by Kid Kurdy7 pages

Originally posted by Soljer
The Surfer cannot tangle with Thanos.

Thanos regularly takes the Surfers shots without blinking, and then damn near one shots norrin in response.

Thanos pimpsmacks the Surfer, and...the Hulk? 😆

The Hulk? 😆 😆

The Hulk wouldn't even regsiter to someone as powerful as Thanos.


Yes, that's why Thanos avoids the Hulk... his own words, not mine.

Thanos >>> Hulk. No problem here. But a well written Hulk - let's say Savage - can give anyone trouble. Including Thanos.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
Yes, that's why Thanos avoids the Hulk... his own words, not mine.

Thanos >>> Hulk. No problem here. But a well written Hulk - let's say Savage - can give anyone trouble. Including Thanos.

No.

He can't.

The Surfer would demolish the Hulk, 10/10.

Superman would demolish the Hulk, 10/10.

ANY Green Lantern would demolish the Hulk, 10/10.

Wonder Woman, the Flash, the Runner, Makkari, Black Bolt, Thor....

All demolish the Hulk, 10/10.

Thanos does the same. 10/10.

So I guess you know better than Jim Starlin...

🙄

Forum, battles, my friend. That's all that matters here. Blood lust, a lack of PIS, no SMvsFL, it changes EVERYTHING.

Forum battles aren't comic book battles. There are no fans to appease, no one has to worry about the economic impact of what you print, there is no story to advance. They are unbiased.

Thanos, the Surfer, Superman, a Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, the Flash, the Runner, Makkari, Black Bolt, Thor, Juggernaut, they ALL stomp the Hulk. 10/10.

Okay... didn't Thanos once geat beaten by Squirrel Girl?

Thanos' reflexes and speed are above normal human levels. While not able to compete in this area at the level of speedier, more agile heroes like Spider-Man, Thanos is far faster than a being of his size ( 6'7" in height, 985 lbs of mass. ) should have a right to be.

The looseleaf edition of the HBOTMU states that both his speed and agility are at the "enhanced human" level.

Source : THE Thanos website (corvusonline)

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
Thanos' reflexes and speed are above normal human levels. While not able to compete in this area at the level of speedier, more agile heroes like Spider-Man, Thanos is far faster than a being of his size ( 6'7" in height, 985 lbs of mass. ) should have a right to be.

The looseleaf edition of the HBOTMU states that both his speed and agility are at the "enhanced human" level.

Source : THE Thanos website (corvusonline)

Yes? And?

Namor can only lift 85 tons. 😐

So much for bios, hm?

Thanos has faster than light reaction times.

Originally posted by Soljer
Yes? And?

Namor can only lift 85 tons. 😐

So much for bios, hm?

Thanos has faster than light reaction times.


I know you are doing it on purpose.

Unless you know it better than Jim Starlin AND the HBOTMU. And what's even worse, you have no scans to back anything up. Every scan you can show us, is very debatable, to say the least.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
I know you are doing it on purpose.

Unless you know it better than Jim Starlin AND the HBOTMU. And what's even worse, you have no scans to back anything up. Every scan you can show us, is very debatable, to say the least.

But, fact is, it's debatable. As much as I have no incontrovertible proof, neither do you. Em passe, friend.

Also, out of sheer curiosity and as a side note, what ARE your opinions on the Hulk vs. a well written Thanos? A smart, well written Surfer? A non-jobbing Superman? A PIS-less Green Lantern? Wonder Woman at her potential? The Flash? The Runner? Makkari? Black Bolt? A well written, non-jobbing Thor? The Juggernaut?

Again, out of curiosity.

Well, it isn't that debatable, because apart from a few very debatable scans, nobody - I mean NOBODY - mentions anything about Thanos having super speed or super reflexes.

The best thing you have is... guessing.

Hulk jumps clearly very high. Hulk can run very fast. We all can read it with our own two eyes. Unless Thanos does something like that on panel, he just doesn't have that speed.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
Well, it isn't that debatable, because apart from a few very debatable scans, nobody - I mean NOBODY - mentions anything about Thanos having super speed or super reflexes.

The best thing you have is... guessing.

Hulk jumps clearly very high. Hulk can run very fast. We all can read it with our own two eyes. Unless Thanos does something like that on panel, he just doesn't have that speed.

But what explanation is given for the Hulk jumping high or running fast?

The Hulk's strength does. It logically follows that if someone has the Hulk's strength (or greater, even) then they could replicate the same exact feats that the Hulk did.

I don't need to see Thanos jumping miles like the Hulk to know that he is capable of it, using the same mechanics.

Originally posted by Soljer
Also, out of sheer curiosity and as a side note, what ARE your opinions on the Hulk vs. a well written Thanos?

Mindless Hulk against Thanos : this would be a bloody fight, I don't know who wins. Any other Hulk goes down, but still cool fights.

A smart, well written Surfer : I think stalemate. Surfer can move so fast that Thanos wouldn't even be able to see him, but Surfer blasts don't do much damage, so I guess stalemate.

A non-jobbing Superman : Superman beats Thanos. I know this is blasphemy, but I don't care. Powerwise, Superman IS Thanos, but way faster AND he can fly.

Big chance Superman is stronger too.

A PIS-less Green Lantern : The problem with Green Lanterns are that they are just as strong as the writers imagination, so I'm not going there.

Wonder Woman at her potential : Thanos wins, absolutely.

The Flash : Difficult. Can he steal his speed ?

The Runner : Runner wins. Runner is a tough one.

Makkari : Makkari lol. Thanos wins.

Black Bolt : Depends. A good shout in Thanos ears...

A well written, non-jobbing Thor : Thanos wins, but a very cool fight. And it won't be easy for Thanos.

The Juggernaut Draw. They can't hurt each other (though Juggs can hurt Thanos more than vice versa).

Surfer and Hulk 10/10
Thanos got his ass handed to She-Hulk 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Soljer
But what explanation is given for the Hulk jumping high or running fast?

The Hulk's strength does. It logically follows that if someone has the Hulk's strength (or greater, even) then they could replicate the same exact feats that the Hulk did.


Different characters different powers. Jumping high or running fast just isn't in Thanos' power set.

It's no use analyzing Hulks powers and comparing them to Thanos' powers : Thanos is an alien, Hulk is some kind of mutant, they have different powers, different sources of power and a different physiology.

IF SS can goad Thanos into chasing/following him and keeping Thanos close to the Hulk, that is the only chance I can see the 2some beating the Mad Titan. Then again, Thanos is no idiot. Honestly, Thanos takes this 99/100. I give Banner and Norrin 1 win because Thanos gets bored, and wants to come back for a revenge fight.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
So I guess you know better than Jim Starlin...

I was frankly surprised myself that Starlin had Thanos say he didn't want to fight Hulk. Isn't this the same guy who's protected Thanos's reputation more than any body?

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
Yes, that's why Thanos avoids the Hulk... his own words, not mine.

Thanos >>> Hulk. No problem here. But a well written Hulk - let's say Savage - can give anyone trouble. Including Thanos.

Thanos does not fear nor avoid the Hulk...yes he stated something similar to that in 'Thanos Quest', but you do remember that was way back in early 90's. At the end of 'Infinity Gauntlet' he bitchslapped Hulk and Drax, calling them dull-witted brutes. Thanos has since then looked at, and treated, the Hulk as nothing but an annoyance and an imbecile.

Surfer has never shown the ability to defeat someone like Thanos whenever they have fought. Surfer is more at the level of someone like Thor.

Speaking of Thor, the only time he ever got close to beating Thanos was when he had the Power Gem, and a stalemate the best he could do before Thanos decided it wasn't worth it to continue.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Thanos got his ass handed to She-Hulk
No he didn't.

Originally posted by Lord S
At the end of 'Infinity Gauntlet' he bitchslapped Hulk and Drax, calling them dull-witted brutes.

"Bitchslapped"... pffft.... he hit them once, and guess what, the VERY NEXT panel they were up again, ready to kick his ass. Thanos ran away 😉
Thanos has since then looked at, and treated, the Hulk as nothing but an annoyance and an imbecile.

He does that to everyone.
Speaking of Thor, the only time he ever got close to beating Thanos was when he had the Power Gem, and a stalemate the best he could do before Thanos decided it wasn't worth it to continue.

Yeah sure, whatever. He couldn't beat Thor, and had to use a special weapon.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy

Mindless Hulk against Thanos : this would be a bloody fight, I don't know who wins. Any other Hulk goes down, but still cool fights.

A smart, well written Surfer : I think stalemate. Surfer can move so fast that Thanos wouldn't even be able to see him, but Surfer blasts don't do much damage, so I guess stalemate.

A non-jobbing Superman : Superman beats Thanos. I know this is blasphemy, but I don't care. Powerwise, Superman IS Thanos, but way faster AND he can fly.

Big chance Superman is stronger too.

A PIS-less Green Lantern : The problem with Green Lanterns are that they are just as strong as the writers imagination, so I'm not going there.

Wonder Woman at her potential : Thanos wins, absolutely.

The Flash : Difficult. Can he steal his speed ?

The Runner : Runner wins. Runner is a tough one.

Makkari : Makkari lol. Thanos wins.

Black Bolt : Depends. A good shout in Thanos ears...

A well written, non-jobbing Thor : Thanos wins, but a very cool fight. And it won't be easy for Thanos.

The Juggernaut Draw. They can't hurt each other (though Juggs can hurt Thanos more than vice versa). [/B]

I actually meant the Hulk versus all these characters, but the fact that you earnestly believe that the Surfer, Superman, Thor, the Hulk, or Black Bolt could very well defeat Thanos illuminates a bit. It seems you have something against the character, 😬.