Wanna know your name in MOOSE?

Started by Canadian Moose59 pages
Originally posted by peanuthead
how bout my name???

peanuthead:
Korean Lapdancer married to a leprechaun

what is sally, hun

Originally posted by SallyGirl
what is sally, hun

Bored, not horny? What a shame.

sally:Drug Addicted raccoon eating a napkin in Central Park

whats willieabbachilie???

Originally posted by MonkeyNipples
whats willieabbachilie???

Hey l'il buddy...*gives him a high hoof*

...the hell? What the hell is that?

The closest I can come is:
Demonic Snowshoes counting to 20

Hey Moosie!
😛

Originally posted by Telperaca
Hey Moosie!
😛

Morning Bob, how are you? 😉

oh great moose...tell me please for i must know....

Leanna..(the cutie in my sig)...translation if you will almighty moose...

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Hey l'il buddy...*gives him a high hoof*

...the hell? What the hell is that?

The closest I can come is:
Demonic Snowshoes counting to 20

its my screen name for aol

Originally posted by shellie
oh great moose...tell me please for i must know....

Leanna..(the cutie in my sig)...translation if you will almighty moose...

Leanna:Golden sunshine lighting the earth with joy

There is NO way I could ever come up with something sarcastic for that beautiful child. What an absolute cutie!

Morning Bob, how are you?

Morning? What the hell are you talking abot? It's 3.08 PM!!

😂

*hates timezones*

I'm great, thanks! Can't wait till the weekend! And half-term! YAY
Yourself?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Leanna:Golden sunshine lighting the earth with joy

There is NO way I could ever come up with something sarcastic for that beautiful child. What an absolute cutie!

😊 i know....and you named her well cuz she can warm the coldest of hearts .

Originally posted by Telperaca
Morning? What the hell are you talking abot? It's 3.08 PM!!

😂

*hates timezones*

I'm great, thanks! Can't wait till the weekend! And half-term! YAY
Yourself?

Yeah, sorry...GOOD DAY? Better?

What is half term?

<Is OLD!

Originally posted by shellie
😊 i know....and you named her well cuz she can warm the coldest of hearts .

Oh my Gosh is she ever a sweetheart.

*Cough - realizes he is showing soft side*

I mean....if you like kids and stuff...you know.

*lights 6 cigarettes and smokes*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Oh my Gosh is she ever a sweetheart.

*Cough - realizes he is showing soft side*

I mean....if you like kids and stuff...you know.

*lights 6 cigarettes and smokes*

😆 the almighty moose has a soft side.....awwwwww.....*rubs behind your moose ear*

so sweee...*coughs hard due to cigarette smoke*....eeet.....*coughs*

i like fire... but i dont want to have kids... not for several years....

im gonna wait till my woman's clock goes off

Half term is where you get a WHOLE week away from school!

How cool is that!

Lol

Originally posted by shellie
😆 the almighty moose has a soft side.....awwwwww.....*rubs behind your moose ear*

so sweee...*coughs hard due to cigarette smoke*....eeet.....*coughs*

That is just a nasty rumour. I'm as tough as nails.

*turns up the collar on his leather coat, adjusts his ducktail hairdo and hops on his hog*

Me and the Cobras, we don't have no hearts...*drives away, runs over a squirrell..begins to cry*

Originally posted by sniper
i like fire... but i dont want to have kids... not for several years....

im gonna wait till my woman's clock goes off

I just KNEW you were gonna say that!

WTF???

Sniperella!

🤨