Comet toutatis to hit us tomarrow

Started by Dr. Strangelove3 pages
Originally posted by Tex
The bigger the better! 😮‍💨

You and your big hot balls.captaincaptain

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
don't forget the Polish jokes!

One of my favorite local sports show's host is Polish and he has shown me the light that polish people have feelings too.

All hail the Koz!

http://compuserve.nba.com/media/kings/Kozimor.bio.jpg

*Cough I don't have any good Polish jokes anyways,😮 how pathetic is me cough*bag

Polish people don't have feelings! They are like really dumb robots!

Americans should be the last people on earth to call anyone else stupid! dunce

Originally posted by Zelda Lestat
you like a perfect circle?tool is alot better if you ask me... 😆 😆 😆

How is it funny that I like APC? I think your name is funny, too. What do Zelda and Anne Rice have to do with each other? 😆 😆 😆

But yes, I like APC. Nevermind that, I love APC. I used to like Tool better, but honestly I'm starting to like APC more.

Ah well, we pesky humans are doomed anyway. I've had my fun in this life, and for sure have all I can get more today, as the asteroid must be just about with in touching range by now! To the bar you guys, I'm buying, including strippers!

Wellll... It is "tomarrow" the 29th, and no Toutatis! 😉

Go here http://echo.jpl.nasa.gov/asteroids/4179_Toutatis/toutatis.html It won't even pass between the Earth and Moon, but more than 1,5 mio kilometers away.
So who-ever made this topic! BUUUUUUH!

closing 😉

Originally posted by Tex
Americans should be the last people on earth to call anyone else stupid! dunce

amen...

Originally posted by Darth Revan
How is it funny that I like APC? I think your name is funny, too. What do Zelda and Anne Rice have to do with each other? 😆 😆 😆

But yes, I like APC. Nevermind that, I love APC. I used to like Tool better, but honestly I'm starting to like APC more.

No, I dont think its funny that you like APC, I love them too (GO BIKINI BANDITS!!) I thought it was funny cuz they sound mostly the same.

Are we dead yet?

Damn, I screwed all the prostitues for nothing.

For nothing? Impressive, didn't they complain when you didn't pay them?

No, I just ran off, I expected to be dead by now so I figured no harm would come....however, now that I see it was a load of shit, I expect a big horde of whores will come and attack me and steal my shit.

Oh well, good luck with that.

I'd say we're fine - it's the 30th!

Excellent Smithers.

*takes a bow* It is I, the Ender of Ominous Threads! *goes zipping off to another ominous thread*

ermmm Ooookay.

hey look... its the day after tomorrow (no pun intended)