Sex before or after marrage.

Started by Fagboy25 pages

sex with sheep is ok before marriage. sex with women is not.

I see someone from Wales has joined the board.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
If it's sex with this guy, maybe. God I love People of Wal-Mart

you know that is a good sign that guy is a good candidate to procreate with.. he is large size good sign for genes, large stomach indicates he has a large resource to money and food... these are perfect reasons to mate with him. i mean it is how i explain my stupid B@^%# of an ex girl leaving me for a similar looking guy.. 🙁

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
you know that is a good sign that guy is a good candidate to procreate with.. he is large size good sign for genes, large stomach indicates he has a large resource to money and food... these are perfect reasons to mate with him. i mean it is how i explain my stupid B@^%# of an ex girl leaving me for a similar looking guy.. 🙁

Wow man, it sucks to be you. 🙁

dont be it only happen once when i was in the military living off of my own resources....

she left me for turd prick who was married b/c of money and ignored all his character flaws like oh i dont know being a cheating @$$hole alcoholic...

i got even with them anyways...

now that i am out of the service i have my family resources again and this time i am taking it and accepting it unlike when i was younger..

so i figure she lost out more then i did, besides in the long run it was better to find out what kinda person she was then to be with her, married, have kids and have her be with me for money rather then compatibility..

before

after....okay ur turn again..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
you know that is a good sign that guy is a good candidate to procreate with.. he is large size good sign for genes, large stomach indicates he has a large resource to money and food...

Are you sure he isn't just pregnant or something?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Are you sure he isn't just pregnant or something?
unless he is a trans-gender i would assume not.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
unless he is a trans-gender i would assume not.

I dunno, that's clearly more preggo shape than fattie shape.

before, unless your a masochist.

You better have sex before marriage because generally once you get married it stops. Then you find yourself in the bathroom with a magazine saying "I'll be out in a minute." Lol

Originally posted by Deja~vu
You better have sex before marriage because generally once you get married it stops. Then you find yourself in the bathroom with a magazine saying "I'll be out in a minute." Lol

Not only is that not true, but isn't that a warning light?

If you see marriage as inevitable, and also as the inevitable death of your sex life, why even get married?

-AC

Originally posted by Deja~vu
You better have sex before marriage because generally once you get married it stops. Then you find yourself in the bathroom with a magazine saying "I'll be out in a minute." Lol

👆 👆 😂 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Not only is that not true, but isn't that a warning light?

If you see marriage as inevitable, and also as the inevitable death of your sex life, why even get married?

-AC

Well, you certainly got my attention.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Not only is that not true, but isn't that a warning light?

If you see marriage as inevitable, and also as the inevitable death of your sex life, why even get married?

-AC

For the torture?? 😕

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Not only is that not true, but isn't that a warning light?

If you see marriage as inevitable, and also as the inevitable death of your sex life, why even get married?

-AC

Taxes, combined income, cuddling, and the increased probability of anal.

One word:

PeeSquad

73% agrees.

There's very little reason to wait for marriage as long as you're careful. Go out there and have a little bit of fun.

I know that I wish I did. 🙂

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Taxes, combined income, cuddling, and the increased probability of anal.

All of those aside taxes are possible without marriage.

I'm just saying, if you feel marriage is that much of a damage plan, why even get married? Too many people do it.

-AC