becuz random is a beautiful wrd..

*burns hand with zippo*

jeeeeeeesssuuuuuusss cchhrrriiissstttttt!!

what?

im singing sowwy

lolums, i thought someone had severed your tentacles.

ahhh no..tht wud b more like

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

I hit my head into a wall repeatedly, and my mum told me to stop the banging.

noice

su su sudio!!

nooo u cant hurry love.....no ull just have to wait

velhogiljotiini

would u be offended if i asked larry to marry me .... oo larry and marry rhyme

i think i might cry

where is my mind ?

In my ass?

o yes of course ... can i have it back please

arrrgggghhhh where is everybody ?

Over there *points*

oh 🙁

do do do dodo dododo lust for life

Lust for whores

im a whore.