becuz random is a beautiful wrd..

Started by Canadian Moose523 pages

Originally posted by eggmayo
Just.... what the hell is that about?

How come Becky got made into a mooseburger?

I lover her...she's my sweetie!

(Gets out of hiding place)is it safe now?JM

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Look out for my dad moose he is on the war path!And one of us might be next!(Rans away to hid under bed!0JM

Worry not darlin, I would never hurt my own flesh and blood.

*gets out shotgun*

Thanks moose. Hurrys over to Egg!"NO I CAN'T LET YOU SHOT MY DAD!"Lands on top of him trying to pull the gun away!JM

Jeez, I was going for target practice...

Oh sorry (Gets off and hands back his gun)as long as you miss him you can pratise shooting!JM

*Shoots some kind of targets*

Here shot these cans instead (places four cans on fence)Lets see how many yu can get!JM

ho ho fecking ho

*aims at Steph* whut'choo say?

Originally posted by Alice_In_Chains
ho ho fecking ho

I love you Steph... 😉 Be MERRY GODDAMNIT! 😠

nout

No swearing in my presence fool.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*Jumps on Becky and starts snogging her*

Helloooooo 😎

😱 howdy 😉 .... did u know theres mistletoe on the door ? so really everyone else is due a kiss ... even eggmayo ! 😄

I got one yesterday, and Im holding a shotgun.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I love you Steph... 😉 Be MERRY GODDAMNIT! 😠

*dances around*

oohhh so fake....so gross...oohh bright....soo glittery blah blah....

ok i give up...its a load of bullcrap....

but im glad u love me 😮 🙂

awwww go on

eggmayo please shoot me

Originally posted by pennyroyal
😱 howdy 😉 .... did u know theres mistletoe on the door ? so really everyone else is due a kiss ... even eggmayo ! 😄

*looks at Eggnoodles*
I dunno..he's not REALLY my type. He's male.