Why do girls wear thongs?

sweet! with no teeth i can nibble on your whole body without leaving a mark! clapclapclap

what if i want you to leave a mark 😖hifty:

then i'll bring out the iron cattle prod and brand my name on your butt! 😄

no...i'd ummm....find a way naughty

What did I tell you about my butt? 🙄
You goofy.

you said "don't you ever abuse my butt....it's perfect. you can only look at it from up close...but no marks!!!"

i'm so gifted! ✅

BRENT!!!!!!!!!! 😮

ok....you said nothing of the sort! 😮

i'm such an attention whore! 😄

you said your butt was like bootylicious or something one of those R&B singers would say.

*throws shoe at Brent* You are not helping the situation.

back to thong chat babes. We're a little off topic.

So what color are you wearing today? 😕 🤨 😆

BRENT! 😮
*mummbles* black.

drool

hug Sorry babe. didn't mean to embarass you.

So do you have any white ones? or white skirts? or white pants? or white bathing suits?

Girls look so* hot in clean white clothes..

yes I have white thongs and bikinis and pants...and I think i have a white mini skirt with me, but i can't remember.

jawdrop

*innocent look* What?

*takes hat off of TKD's head*

HEY!!!! 😠

*reveals none other than horns*

I knew it.....i knew you were the devil! devil

TKD>I dont know... I'm at my office a little bit drunk , so right now I find everything attractive... the ceiling is sexy today

You know you like it Brent! I'm your little devil in a black thong! 😆

😱

*faints*

😄 YAY! I win!