X-Men Soap Opera!

Started by Prodigy571 pages

(((LOL! I'm sorry, but that's stinkin' HYSTERICAL!)))

*Nightcrawler and Rogue go around to the back*

"Rogue, how about you fly to the roof and come from up above and I'll teleport right inside in front of the back entrance.?"

"CHARGE"

*great idea, kurt, see you there*
*flies up out of sight, and soon lands inside, where Toad & Pyro are*

*Wolverine is walking slowly and sniffing his sorroundings.*

*Suddenly the ground begins to shake.*

*Wolverine looks straight ahead and sees that Avalanche is standing there.*

~Can this place be like a jungle?~

*Nightcrawler teleports inside right in front of the back entrance and sees that Cyclops is charging the front entrance*

*Nightcrawler looks around but does not see Toad*

*Cyclops came face to face with what could only be described as a blob. He put his hand to his visor*

Blob->”Your one o them x-men aint ya?”

Cyclops->“I don’t wanna hurt you”

Blob->”Ha, you think you can hurt me”

*Cyclops fires a low level stun blast that barely scratches the blobs chest*

Blob->”You’ll have to do better than that”

*The blob picks up a container and throws it at scott but he destroys it with an optic blast*

Cyclops->”You asked for it tubby”

*Cyclops fires a massive optic blast that catches Blob off balance, but he soon regains his balance and resists the blast*

Cyclops->SHIT

Blob->”Youre askin for it now four eyes”

*Just then Cyclops gets an idea*

Cyclops->”Brains always beats Brawn dough boy”

*With that Cyclops blasts the floor under Blobs feet, destroying it, with nothing to support his weight Blob falls in*

Blob->”I hate the X-MEN”

*THUD*

*All of a sudden a something moves in the shadows behind Nightcrawler and just a Nightcrawler turns around he sees Toad flying toward him through the air feet first. Nightcrawler goes crashing into the wall and into the next room.*

*I see pyro and head for him*
Pyro: "What's going on?" he asks his fellow minions,
Me: "Just cleaning up some trash..."
*he whirls around*
Pyro: "Yeah right, you'll be in the dumpster before me." *he shoots out a bunch of flames, but I fly over them*
Me: "That's all you've got?"
*each time I try to move in, I get buffeted by his flamethrowers*
Pyro: "Who are you to talk? You haven't even touched me yet."
Me: "And you'll regret it when I do..."
*fly behind him quickly, getting singed by the flames, but manage to touch his face*
*slowly he crumples onto his knees, and I take my hand away*
Me: "I think we've got this one. *cough* But he seriously needs to stop smoking."

*Cyclops looks at rogue and smiles*

"We're punning now?"

*toad jumps through the hole in the wall looking around for nightcrawler and spots him lying still on the floor*

"Ha Ha Ha. You were stupid to come here, no one can defeat the toad"

*Toad jumps into the head and comes down toward Nightcrawler to give him a devestating blow to the head, but just at that precise moment...........Bamf! Nightcrawler vanishes and Toad hits the floor, with a aching foot*

*From somewhere in the room* "Surely you did not think the battle was won?"

"If you did then you were mistaken because it has not even began yet"

Toad:" Shut up and show yourself you coward"

*Bamf!*

NG appears directly in front of toad. NG grabs toad by the arms and jumps up and puts his feet onto Toads chest and lets go of his arms and kicks him back, but Toad quickly recovers and springs back before NG even lands and he springs for NG and they both go crashing through another wall*

Originally posted by pr1983
*Cyclops looks at rogue and smiles*

"We're punning now?"

(((I wrote mine in WordPad before posting it - I wasn't trying to copy you, I'm just the type that fights with speech well IRL, so it influences my RPing.)))

*smiles back* "I guess so."

*Wolverine runs toward Avalanche and jumps at him*

*Avalanche uses his power to make the trees around him fall on to Wolverine*

*Wolverine claws the first tree in his way and jumps out of the way of the second tree*

*Avalanche: You X-Men can't stop the Brotherhood Of Evil Mutants!!"

"Don't bet on it bub."

*Wolverine quickly rolls out the way of the shattering and trembling ground.*

*Wolverine claws Avalanche in the stomache and pins him down.*

"All taken care of Cyke."

"Good, lets check on kurt"

~prodigy it was great, i actually wrote mine in ms word, great minds think alike hehe~

Originally posted by pr1983
"Good, lets check on kurt"

"You check on Kurt and I'll check on Rogue."

(((*feels all special now* That's cool.)))

*disconnects Pyro's flamethrower machine*

"NIGHTCRAWLER? NIGHTCRAWLER? WHERE ARE YOU?"