*Cyclops wakes up, he looks at the clock and frowns*
"7am? Crap, Scotty you gotta have a lie in once in a while."
*After getting cleaned up he heads downstairs and turns on the tv, theres a news report on*
Anchorman - "There was massive disruption to traffic this morning as The Fantastic Four battled a small force of Skrull warriors over Central park. Thankfully they managed to repel the threat without injury to themselves or others and with only minor property damage."
Cyclops - "Great, they get praise, we get lynching"