How to make a woman happy
This is a weird joke I found in my parents emails.
Here goes:
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
>>>
>>>1. a friend
>>>2. a companion
>>>3. a lover
>>>4. a brother
>>>5. a father
>>>6. a master
>>>7. a chef
>>>8. an electrician
>>>9. a carpenter
>>>10. a plumber
>>>11. a mechanic
>>>12. a decorator
>>>13. a stylist
>>>14. a sexologist
>>>15. a gynaecologist
>>>16. a psychologist
>>>17. a pest exterminator
>>>18. a psychiatrist
>>>19. a healer
>>>20. a good listener
>>>21. an organiser
>>>22. a good father
>>>23. very clean
>>>24. sympathetic
>>>25. athletic
>>>26. warm
>>>27. attentive
>>>28. gallant
>>>29. intelligent
>>>30. funny
>>>31. creative
>>>32. tender
>>>33. strong
>>>34. understanding
>>>35. tolerant
>>>36. prudent
>>>37. ambitious
>>>38. capable
>>>39. courageous
>>>40. determined
>>>41. true
>>>42. dependable
>>>43. passionate
>>>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>>>44. give her compliments regularly
>>>45. love shopping
>>>46. be honest
>>>47. be very rich
>>>48. not stress her out
>>>49. not look at other girls
>>>
>>>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>>>50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
>>>51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
>>>52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
>>>
>>>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>>>53. Never to forget:
>>> * birthdays
>>> * anniversaries
>>> * arrangements she makes
>
>>>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
>>>1. Shag him
>>>2. Leave him in peace
Orginally number 1 for how to make a man happy was 'Shag him' but I hate that phrase, so I changed it 🙂
What'd ya think?