Problems with Jurassic Park 3 & 4

Originally posted by vvvrulz
Haha at the rate the franchise is going, you really never know what to expect.

True.

I just cant belive its going to happen again, they take a perfectally good book and run the crap right out of it, the only movie from a book they haven't used the crap out of would have to be fear and loathing in las vegas, SEE THAT ONE

nah.. they'll realise the dinosaurs are more human than we've known... turns out they 'evolved' again... and then kiera sits down and has tea and krumpets with a velociraptor.. :cue JP theme by john williams: the end

Yea, you really never know when its going to end, will it end with a minisize asteroid to wipe the dinos out when they are just about to evolve into humans, just then superman swoops in and kills adrien brody(which isnt in the movie but i seriously hate that mofo) after that he kills the dinos and has sex with dr grant and wonder woman comes in and has sex with all of them, then the dinos come back to life and create a sienfeld kind of show then yadda yadda yadda its over.

Even Hollywood won't come up with that.

Yea you're right, but tell me that would'nt be a good movie, CAUSE IT WOULD BE AWESOME

Originally posted by Drumdude1167
Yea, you really never know when its going to end, will it end with a minisize asteroid to wipe the dinos out when they are just about to evolve into humans, just then superman swoops in and kills adrien brody(which isnt in the movie but i seriously hate that mofo) after that he kills the dinos and has sex with dr grant and wonder woman comes in and has sex with all of them, then the dinos come back to life and create a sienfeld kind of show then yadda yadda yadda its over.

Sounds more like violent porn.

yea i know, i kinda like it......

if its done properly it could work...😄

they're gonna need speilberg for that.

Originally posted by mc pee pants
they're gonna need speilberg for that.

I agree.

no they need a wierd director, i suggest either me( whome wants to be a director/writer/screenplay writer) Or Tim Burton......Now he would be great, but i suggest you pick me

sure, its not like you could do any worse than the last guy

tru dat

Anybody ever seen those Dino Crisis games?

The latest one has the crazy idea of Dinosaurs IN SPACE!

I can see JP films going that way, in fact I can see Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson directing the whole thing:

Peter: "This is where the humans go into space to stop the space dinosaurs that have been living on the moon"

Homer: "But how are they going to get there? We don't want this movie to be stupid"

Peter: "This is where they call upon the ancient power of the power rangers and fly to the moon in the Megazord, and then they kick the dinosaurs ass, then we'll put another American flag on the moon cos we're twice as better than everyone, especially France"

Homer: "Genius"

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Anybody ever seen those Dino Crisis games?

The latest one has the crazy idea of Dinosaurs IN SPACE!

I can see JP films going that way, in fact I can see Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson directing the whole thing:

Peter: "This is where the humans go into space to stop the space dinosaurs that have been living on the moon"

Homer: "But how are they going to get there? We don't want this movie to be stupid"

Peter: "This is where they call upon the ancient power of the power rangers and fly to the moon in the Megazord, and then they kick the dinosaurs ass, then we'll put another American flag on the moon cos we're twice as better than everyone, especially France"

Homer: "Genius"

Homer: "Yuummmm moon pie......" *Begins to drool.*

😂 😂

I vote Tarantino take on that idea stated back there. 😎

They should really just let this series go and come up with new ideas.....

Unfortunately, that seems to be asking a lot from Hollywood.

when is it comin out? have their already been trailers in theaters??? im a big fan of the JP series and plan to see it even if critics say its the worst movie ever

if we say its going to be a bad movie, its going to be a bad movie, ok, we're not even crittics and we hate it, so just give up, you know its going to suck, ok