Hulk vs.Kraven

Started by Tron3 pages

I think Kraven was also part of the "Bring a Villain Back Foundation". Don't remember how or when though.

There's Kraven Jr. who I guess is the same as Kraven Sr.

ya but with a Jr. at the end

Well the Grim Hunter died, the other Kraven-son wasn't really a villain was he?

Originally posted by Tron
I think Kraven was also part of the "Bring a Villain Back Foundation". Don't remember how or when though.

That's stupid. How do you bring back someone who blew off their head? Some people amaze me....

like I said asian hulk you come up with the stupidest threads (i mean that in the nicest way possible). hulk would eat kraven

How can that be taken in any nice way possible? lol

But you're right.

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
That's stupid. How do you bring back someone who blew off their head? Some people amaze me....

We're talking about comics. Any villain or hero can return, I really don't care how they died. Use your imagination a bit : magic, a clone, an unexpected healingfactor, a robot, all part of a plan, travelling back in time, not the real Kraven, twin brother, in the case of Kraven => the shot wasn't lethal, and only hurt him a bit and so on...

so which asian hulk thread do you guys think is the most mismatched and the most worthy?

Originally posted by who?-kid
We're talking about comics. Any villain or hero can return, I really don't care how they died. Use your imagination a bit : magic, a clone, an unexpected healingfactor, a robot, all part of a plan, travelling back in time, not the real Kraven, twin brother, in the case of Kraven => the shot wasn't lethal, and only hurt him a bit and so on...

on that topic, how did colossus come back

Originally posted by FrothByte
so which asian hulk thread do you guys think is the most mismatched and the most worthy?

Right now I can only think of the most recent one (Glenn Talbot vs Omega Red)

if you don't like Asian Hulk's threads, don't post in them

[QUOTE]Originally posted by who?-kid
We're talking about comics. Any villain or hero can return, I really don't care how they died. Use your imagination a bit : magic, a clone, an unexpected healingfactor, a robot, all part of a plan, travelling back in time, not the real Kraven, twin brother, in the case of Kraven => the shot wasn't lethal, and only hurt him a bit and so on... [/QUOTE

Did you read Amazing #294 where Kraven died? He blew his head off, literally. That's lethal. The original Kraven didn't come back, his son took over as Kraven the Hunter. Magic did bring him back as a zombie, at least in Spider-Man's mind, but he cannot come back from the dead. It has been explained thoroughly by the Spider-man writers that of all the villains Spidey has faced, Kraven is the one not coming back.

And so far Harry Osborn/Green Goblin II, and it should stay that way as his death was one of the best deaths ever written.

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
Did you read Amazing #294 where Kraven died?

Of course I did. One of the best Spider-Man storylines ever.
He blew his head off, literally. That's lethal.

No shit 😉 !?

Of course I know that, but I never said otherwise, I only wanted to point out that, if the writers want to resurrect Kraven, they (for example) could just say the shot wasn't lethal. Did you see the bullet hit the brain ? You saw blood. What does that mean ? Nothing. Did you read a death certificate from a licensed doctor that states that Kraven the Hunter is dead ? I don't even recall seeing Kraven in his coffin (could be wrong though, but I don't think so).

Again, I know he killed himself, but I'm just placing myself in the (dark and misty) mind of the writer who is forced to bring back Kraven from the Dead.

As long as I don't have a signed, official document, written in the blood of Stan Lee and two witnesses AND signed by the president himself + a holy promise from Marvel Comics they don't bring Kraven back, I don't consider him really dead.

Back to subject : Kraven wins. After a long and hard fistfight, Kraven strangles Hulk with his bare hands...Sorry Asian Hulk 😉.

Oh for Christ's sake. A death certificate? That's getting a little real-world there. I don't know if legally the writers can bring back Kraven or not, as DeMattis wrote his death and I am unaware of whether he has copyrighted his death or not, but even if it was techinally allowed, no writer worth his salt *so granted, that leaves a few* would do that because it has been understood that Kraven is dead and will never be brought back. Stan actually did say that in one of his Marvel Bullpens. As for him being in his coffin, he shot himself in his coffin.

You're kidding right? it took Kraven 20 years to beat Spidey, he can't kill Hulk.

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
You're kidding right? it took Kraven 20 years to beat Spidey, he can't kill Hulk.

Well, Kraven has of course the Infinity Gauntlet and THOTU. Didn't I mention that little detail 😉 ?

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Ah, yes you forgot to mention that little gem. In that case, Living Tribunal comes in before Kraven has a chance to do anything and says 'sorry, only living psychopaths can steal the powers of the universe. This ain't a soap opera, you're dead, you stay dead!'

No wait guys check it out. Kraven sets up a bunch of bear traps. They all clamp on to Hulks toes at the same time. Hulk gets so mad he destroys the entire planet.

Oh wait, Kraven doesn't win in that case at all. Never mind!

ok the Hulk would swat Kraven around like a rag doll. But anyway it doesnt matter everyone knew when they saw thread name that Kraven would get beat bad.

Hulk knocked out Doc Sampson in one indirect punch.
Doc sapmson is twice as strong and durable as Kraven even if Kraven were still on his serum.
So if any Hulk hits Kraven directly it tears his head off like DD did Supergirl.
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