Beware!

Started by cauteriZed2 pages

lol,ladygrim is not amused

🙂 ... lol...

cool I've always been concerned about death by Moose but always asuumed it was more likely to be death by chocolate Mousse.

Originally posted by Corran
cool I've always been concerned about death by Moose but always asuumed it was more likely to be death by chocolate Mousse.

Moose vs Man is a very rare thing, unless you count hunting, which obviously gives the advantage to man.

Man vs Mousse is also decidedly one sided, as chocolate mousse is an inanimate object and cannot defend itself. You should be safe.

Surely that depends on the quantity of Mousse, I could explode.

Originally posted by Corran
Surely that depends on the quantity of Mousse, I could explode.

This is true. But you could also explode if a moose stood on your stomach for like, 3 days. It's all relative man. Pace yourself, you can do anything.

But surely Monty can't be that Dangerous, he only has one Antler.

tell that to the guy with the antler up his ass

Originally posted by Corran
But surely Monty can't be that Dangerous, he only has one Antler.

Again, danger is relative.

A fish with one fin is not dangerous.

Monty STILL has one antle left. Where will this one end up?

my 'point' exactly

Originally posted by cauteriZed
my 'point' exactly

Yes.

Good Moose humour by the way.

Someone finally understands me.

glad to be of service