What Colour underwear are you wearing?

Started by Jedi Priestess63 pages
Jedi Priestess yeah baby

well then get after it hes almost dead 😱

silver_tears Senior Member

I think I'll let him suffer a little longer droolio

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
nah just dont like the feel of moose lips 😉

so...you've been intimate with a moose before? My lips are very soft. 💃

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
I think I'll let him suffer a little longer droolio

Every moment without you adds to my suffering...every waking moment without your touch adds to my pain....but it makes the moments that you are with my even sweeter....I will wait forever for you.

now HURRY THE HELL UP!

silver_tears Senior Member

That deserves it cry
*performs mouth to mouth on moosey* 🥷

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
That deserves it cry
*performs mouth to mouth on moosey* 🥷

*pretend he is reaaaaallllly unconscious...letting ST attempt to bring him back*

*struggles up*

You saved my life. Let me buy you a country.

Samurai Guy Last Son of Krypton

😕

silver_tears Senior Member

Can I have France? 😊
Always wanted to go there ✅

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
Can I have France? 😊
Always wanted to go there ✅

Sure. I'll just threaten them a little, they'll back down.

(apologies to any French posters)

sniper Marksman extrordinare

haha... the french flag should just drop 2 colors... the red & blue

silver_tears Senior Member

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Sure. I'll just threaten them a little, they'll back down.

(apologies to any French posters)

Better hurry, I'm not the patient type diva

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by sniper
haha... the french flag should just drop 2 colors... the red & blue

*does the math*

😆

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
Better hurry, I'm not the patient type diva

Yes darlin'.

*hands her the...keys? To France*

It's all yours. Enjoy.

silver_tears Senior Member

*looks for a keyhole* 😕

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
*looks for a keyhole* 😕

LOL...it's to the left...next to Belgium...see it?

silver_tears Senior Member

There we go 🥷 *sticks key into France* 😖hifty:

*and I realize that sounded naughty 😛

Canadian Moose Gone

Originally posted by silver_tears
There we go 🥷 *sticks key into France* 😖hifty:

*and I realize that sounded naughty 😛

Part of me wishes I was France right now..

silver_tears Senior Member

I don't think that's humanly possible ❌
Unless there's something you're not telling us 🥷

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't think that's humanly possible ❌
Unless there's something you're not telling us 🥷

I'm realizing that now...

How to reword that.....Hmmm....but politically correctly....?

silver_tears Senior Member

screw politically correctness 😛