BG - your spelling is nowhere near as bad as my other half. (not queeq) Tom is dyslexic and some of the things he writes I can't even decipher. He sometimes even substitutes competely different words. Like Bed &Breakfast is Bread&Breakfast. Or there's an expression "Goodnight Eileen" when somebody is going to pass out or something. He says "Goodnight Irene." His friends make fun of him all the time.
A couple of the lads that work for me are the same, but I must admit it can be funny when reading thier time sheets. I know its not PC but it is funny.
I've had my share of piss taking though and I provided everyone here with a classic story that'll live forever at my company. I was once on the back of a big lorry, checking all the goods were correct to the delivery note. I was so wrapped up in what I was reading that I walked backwards and fell straight off the back of the lorry in front of everyone. 😮