Has anyone heard these two Micheal Jackson jokes?

Started by BlackC@t1 pages

Has anyone heard these two Micheal Jackson jokes?

The first one: You're so ugly that when you went to Neverland Micheal Jackson made you sleep in your own bed.

Second joke: This man bought a new car with a special stero, if you said 'solo' the stero would play solo. If you said 'rap' it would play rap music. So when this guy was driving along, some kids ran infront of the car and the guy yelled 'f!ucken kids' and the music started playing Micheal Jackson.

these jokes are so old bored it gets boring after awhile

That's rather humorous. 🙂

Check this one out. Telling it goes against my new ways, but her it goes.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Well, Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, right? But, Michael Jackson, f*cks little kids. 😬

🤨 tired hiker? 😂

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Originally posted by Tired Hiker
That's rather humorous. 🙂

Check this one out. Telling it goes against my new ways, but her it goes.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Well, Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, right? But, Michael Jackson, f*cks little kids. 😬

best ive heard yet , straight to the point....i dont find jokes about Micheal Jackson funny at all.... rather sad actually 😬

michael jackson jokes are not funny. never have been and never will!
its pathetic how people find it funny to insult someone.

infact what i find funny is that about 98% of the population of the world think michael jackson is an ass and that its funny to laugh at him. yet 98% of the population think his music is great

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Well, Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, right? But, Michael Jackson, f*cks little kids. 😬

Im at work - and now I have to explain to the incoming dayshift why i just peed myself....

hey i dont appreciate this thread!!!!! haters

Originally posted by m!$hA
michael jackson jokes are not funny. never have been and never will!
its pathetic how people find it funny to insult someone.

infact what i find funny is that about 98% of the population of the world think michael jackson is an ass and that its funny to laugh at him. yet 98% of the population think his music is great

yeah misha! way to go.......

😊😖mart:

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rantingschmoll

i hate michael jackson 🧑‍⚕️ 😍 🤘

*YAWN*

michael jackson jokes are stupid. they very rarely are clever. there always boring and no one likes them. i dont know a single person who doesnt like his music yet they make jokes. most people are stupid.

i han't heard them but their crap