Has anyone heard these two Micheal Jackson jokes?
The first one: You're so ugly that when you went to Neverland Micheal Jackson made you sleep in your own bed.
Second joke: This man bought a new car with a special stero, if you said 'solo' the stero would play solo. If you said 'rap' it would play rap music. So when this guy was driving along, some kids ran infront of the car and the guy yelled 'f!ucken kids' and the music started playing Micheal Jackson.