Merry Christmas Everyone

Started by BackFire5 pages
Originally posted by Filth
I hate christmas its just boring, and i ****ing hate christmas cards they f**king piss me off and wraping paper why in hells name does it have f**king snowmen or "santa" on it? whats that gotta do with christmas? santa aint real and it never f**king snows!

Psh, typical goth rhetoric, just hating everything that "normal" people like because you are a goth.

You go ahead and listen to cradle of shit and mope around your room on Xmas eve thinking about how stupid all that stuff is, while everyone else is having a fun time and getting presents.

"why in hells name does it have f**king snowmen or "santa" on it? whats that gotta do with christmas?"

Holy shit, ever heard of frosty the snowman? An icon for the holidays? That may have something to do with it. And Santa..well, if you can't figure out what santa has to do with christmas then I'll leave you to wollow in your own crapulance.

Merry Giftmas everybody 😄

Christmas is ****ing awesome.

Originally posted by BackFire
Psh, typical goth rhetoric, just hating everything that "normal" people like because you are a goth.

You go ahead and listen to cradle of shit and mope around your room on Xmas eve thinking about how stupid all that stuff is, while everyone else is having a fun time and getting presents.

"why in hells name does it have f**king snowmen or "santa" on it? whats that gotta do with Christmas?"

Holy shit, ever heard of frosty the snowman? An icon for the holidays? That may have something to do with it. And Santa..well, if you can't figure out what santa has to do with Christmas then I'll leave you to wollow in your own crapulance.

Yes im a typical goth, i hate all holidays anyway what f**ker thought up santa hm? its just a lie to tell kids so they think Christmas is "magic"
it also an anagram of satan, and snowmen what have they gotta do with Christmas, besides the fact that some stoner wrote a Christmas song about them?
And as stated before "christmas has the highest suicide rate" it seems like there having a ball of a time!

see, the concept of Santa is a happy one for young children ✅

and most people and children like to be happy 😊

hence, we have santa as a jolly and happy symbol of the festive season, based on the fact that (100% - you) of the population like being happy 😄

Originally posted by Filth
Yes im a typical goth, i hate all holidays anyway what f**ker thought up santa hm? its just a lie to tell kids so they think Christmas is "magic"
it also an anagram of satan, and snowmen what have they gotta do with Christmas, besides the fact that some stoner wrote a Christmas song about them?
And as stated before "christmas has the highest suicide rate" it seems like there having a ball of a time!

People commit suicide around Xmas because they're stupid gothics who realize their life is pointless and nothing but an act that will fade as they age and continue down a slow downward spiral of shittiness and hot topic shopping while throwing around dimwitted generic bullshit about perfectly fine holidays just for simple shack value because they can't think of anything relevent or intelegent to say.

Yes, santa is make believe, so what? It's done for children, and they enjoy it, what's the problem? Gothic is an anagram for "stupid" (well not really, but it should be).

Thats it darkfire now your in the spirit of christmas.... you seem to have i deep hatred for goths, why?

you're an idiot

F**king hell people hate me 😄

you hate yourself ✅

i hate all

cool

As for santa its bull s**t and children should not be lied to

not even if it makes them happy?

NO happiness is just an illusion to cover up hatred.

no it's not....

Yes it is happiness just covers up what we relay think weather its hate, jealousy, anger, sadness ect

well.... no

Originally posted by darkcrown
ELF! ATTACK! *grabs a pitchfork and goes to the north pole impailing all the elves that work for Santa* That tub a lard ain't prancing around on my roof this year! 😎

ha, so true, stop and think for a second, a fat man, breaks into your house, does stuff without you knowing, and leaves before your aware of a thing, i know that he can abuse his power, so thats why i set up some traps they advise in maxim magazine! things like, electrically charged lights at the top of the roof, so the wires will sting the jolly mofo, a bunch of attack dogs waiting for the reindeer, so those stupid animals will die! Plexiglas right before the bottom of the chimney, so he cant get in, and a trip wire in the middle of the chimney that will release a bung of evil locusts when hes stuck,

HAPPY CHRISMAHANAKWANZAA ALL!

Im only partly goth, so to an extent I DO agree with Backfire, I mean Christmas is f****** AWESOME! It has its ups and downs tho.
Cradle of Filth has totally taken over your brain dude, I downloaded one of their songs called "Vampire." And all it is is gibberish. "RAAAA, IM GONNA KILL YOU. WAAAAAAA BLA BLA OPAJWAJWLKAJSKLJAS" thats what I heard. What you hear influences you to be a cynical ass hole to those who love Christmas.