The person BELOW you!

A Well me and my mam were driving along and it was dark so my mam couldnt see the signs properly. As we were coming up to one my mam said 'Adele what does that sign say' So i lent forward to see it better as we drove passed it and as i read it, the sign said 'Sign'. Seriously, it was a sign that just said sign.

Q How many times have you had sex?

A: Too many to count 😮

Q: What do you want for your birthday?

A: Mitsubishi Evo 9 😄

Q: Fav colour?

A: Blue

Q: What is long?

A: wtf?

Q: is your house on fire?

A. no

Q. fav cartoon ?

A: Spongebob

Q: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

A. its just you

Q. is it raining ?

A: yes it is, and the biggest record of a winter is gonna hit england pretty soon 🙁

Q: do u like fruit smoothys?

A: Love em

Q: Do you like winter

A Yes

Q Is a ruler to small for your *ahem*

A: NO

Q: Do you wish you were rich

A Yes

Q How big is it then if its smaller than a ruler. or should i say how small is it?

Why am I in the all girls school? 🙁

A: *ahem* um well what lengthe ruler are on aout? a 30cm one or a 15cm one

Are you thats horrble. I wouldnt be able to live if i were.

Q: Why do charvs have orange faces?

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
A: *ahem* um well what lengthe ruler are on aout? a 30cm one or a 15cm one

Answer for both

A: Yes and no

Q: Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate, and good for you and your girlfriend.

Whats your grilfriend/boyfriend called?

A: don't have a gf

Q: when did last have *ahem*