The person BELOW you!

Never have.
Ever dressed in a pvc costume before?

NOPE

ever snogged your brother

no
ever snogged your sister?

Eww! No!

Ever shagged a dog?

no
ever got laid before?

NOPE

are you running out of ideas

yeah
are u?

No, im coming up with loads....

How bigs ya dick?

7 and half "

do you like kmowing a lot

yeah
how long you been on here?

Less than a month.

Is that a surprise?

yeah
how daft are people?

not as daft as me

are my friend

yep
knows me very well?

yep

doesn't know my sister

nope
dosen't know me mother?

yeah i do i f***ed her last night

will be bb

yep
will be avp

indeed

do you like KMC

Nope.
(kidding)

Will not like to be me?