LOL this thread started with the topic: what would jack do if you stole his rum.......but now we're chatting about spiders who are very hungry and want 2 eat poor old santa>(how rude)!!
>>when the thread continues
---will we ever get back on topic again??and are the spiders going 2 find santa and eat him----
nuh uh neverrr
while on the run from the evil spiders Santa gets thirsty and so decides to stop of at a bar but gasp😱 it's not any old bar it's the one and only viper club owned by non other then the man they call Johnny deppdrooly Johnny who is a very close friend of dear old santa decides to help him and gives him a bottle of 'special rum' to drink. special!!! whats so bloody special about this rum i hear you say (other then fact that JOHNNY FREAKIN DEPP touched it)faintthud well du naaa sooperneo it turned him into super santa .Santa now the most powerful thing on earth thanks johnny by kicking him up the butt and telling him to get his ass out of bed and into the potc movie set and make the freaking movies already so people could actaully have things to talk about rather then make up retarded stories .(like this one)
my zig?.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....*thinks*
~2896754891265981234675 hours later~
....erm......nah 💃
Originally posted by KillTheLight
nuh uh neverrrwhile on the run from the evil spiders Santa gets thirsty and so decides to stop of at a bar but gasp😱 it's not any old bar it's the one and only viper club owned by non other then the man they call Johnny deppdrooly Johnny who is a very close friend of dear old santa decides to help him and gives him a bottle of 'special rum' to drink. special!!! whats so bloody special about this rum i hear you say (other then fact that JOHNNY FREAKIN DEPP touched it)faintthud well du naaa sooperneo it turned him into super santa .Santa now the most powerful thing on earth thanks johnny by kicking him up the butt and telling him to get his ass out of bed and into the potc movie set and make the freaking movies already so people could actaully have things to talk about rather then make up retarded stories .(like this one)
hysterical
i agree
Originally posted by choosewisely
but how does it end in a not soppy way....
ktl any ideas (you are the succesfull writer)
It ends with them finding and destroying the ONE ring in the fire of mordor.And Johnny getting santa back by kicking him up the butt which causes santa to "accidentally" fall into the fire of mordor aswell and is destroyed😈 Johnny later on hacks in santas computer to read his emails and spots mine he sees what an a$$hole santa really was and promisises he belongs to me next year.
😘