Lois Lane Vs Olive Oil
The battle to end all battles. Olive Oil dukes it out with Lois Lane!!!! No Superman or Popeye to save them... who wins? OK first I guess I have to give them a reason to fight... Lois is caught "eyeballing" Popeye and is accused of trying to steal Olives man... in reality however Lois was only doing an investigative report on an assault that took place at the peir... the victim was none other than Bluto! It seems Bluto filed assault charges on Mr. Popeye after repeatedly being beaten within an inch of his life all the while the deffendant munched on canned greens.
I say this is a close call, but Lois wins with her street smarts.