Being a teacher

Originally posted by darkcrown
Go SlipknoT! I've only made two cry and another one screamed and walked out of the room. Never made one quit though 😬

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I called her a fatass muffdiver. but it was just me that made her quit, I had help from a few of my friend

I tryed to light her desk of fire with a bunson burner

Originally posted by darkcrown
Go SlipknoT! I've only made two cry and another one screamed and walked out of the room. Never made one quit though 😬

all my 2nd grade teacher did was scream
if people just touched the slighest nerve on her, she would just go out in the hall and scream, and the 8th graders on the far wing could hear her

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
all my 2nd grade teacher did was scream
if people just touched the slighest nerve on her, she would just go out in the hall and scream, and the 8th graders on the far wing could hear her

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I tryed to light her desk of fire with a bunson burner

some guys in my science class but part of their disected starfish in my teachers lunch box 😬

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
some guys in my science class but part of their disected starfish in my teachers lunch box 😬

Originally posted by Endenkton
I am training to be a teacher and I had my first experiences with having classes yesterday.

Basically I was given 8 classes to cover for teachers who were out sick etc.Now most of the classes were fine with the odd mouthy or cheeky student in it.I handled that fine.

But there was this one class I took for Science,the second years who were aged about 14 or so.And they were the cheekiest,nosiest little bastards ever.Threatening them with punishment didnt work,throwing one of them out didnt work.They were just the most misbehaved little brats I ever met 😠

Any teachers here who have classes like that?? How do you handle them??

I personally would beat the sh*t out of them. That's why I can't be a full time teacher. You are much braver than I am. Good luck.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I tryed to light her desk of fire with a bunson burner

heh, i did that once, almost spilled some chemicals, didnt know what they were so im glad i didnt spill em, it would have been an explosion.....anyway, let me list what ive done to some of the sub teachers this year, since september

lets see:

hiit the gym teacher in the balls with a soccer ball
threw a n eraser at the teachers face, she had a white line all across her face
stole my math teachers phone and called his girfriend, which, to tell the truth sounded hot (the guy was twenty something)

threw some chocholate milk at the chalk board

light a cig and stuck it in his breifcase

classic spitballs

dressed up in all black and put on a ski mask, (the guy was a retired cop) and took out a rubber (but realistic) knife during his lunch break, kept running into the room screaming, trashed it, and ran out before getting caught

thats all i can think of for now, but ill update it when more comes to me

I wouldnt do that, we have numbers.

Originally posted by D-Double
I personally would beat the sh*t out of them. That's why I can't be a full time teacher. You are much braver than I am. Good luck.

LOL thanks 😉

Your only part time then?

Originally posted by darkcrown
Whats the meanest thing you've done to a teacher? Mine would be walking into her room during 0 hour when she wasn't there and dumping a box of worms all over her desk. I heard shreiks from the other side of the school. 😛

i punched my pe teacher one time cause he was being an @ss as usual to me

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I wouldnt do that, we have numbers.

numbers?

Originally posted by EmSixTeEn

dressed up in all black and put on a ski mask, (the guy was a retired cop) and took out a rubber (but realistic) knife during his lunch break, kept running into the room screaming, trashed it, and ran out before getting caught

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
i punched my pe teacher one time cause he was being an @ss as usual to me

Originally posted by EmSixTeEn
numbers?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
i punched my pe teacher one time cause he was being an @ss as usual to me

lol, ever play punch for punch and bare knuckle boxing with your gym teacher? (this was after school, not during) got my ass kicked, but hurt him too

I bet I could have taken your gym teacher, how big was he?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I wouldnt do that, we have numbers.

Man, I taught a summer course and the students were such little sh*ts the first couple of days that I could have taken them all on at the same time. Teachers have restraint, like you wouldn't believe. I dare you to f*ck with a teacher after they don't teach you any more.

mine's a former wrestler. 😬