F*kin RETARD

Started by Df022 pages

i win most retarded i think....(not that im proud, dont get me wrong)

i walked out my front door but forgot my keys, so i had to climb over my fence to get into the backgarden, smash the shed window....pull the ladder out thru the window...climb up the ladder to climb into the bathroom on the 2nd floor....then i went downstairs, picked up my keys and walked out the front door again...but id forgotten my wallet 🙁

^ im tryin to picture that. 😂
Im sorry, but you said it like its a scene from a comedy or something.

Man, you reminded me of an experience like that which made my day:
I have a budgerigar (small australian bird) which I allow to come out of his cage and fly around the house. Anyway, my dad came home with his car, went into the garage, which is connected to the hallway through a door. He forgot to close the garage, and I opened the door in the hall. So, this bird of mine heard him and rushed towards him, but got confused, and flew outside, on the roof. He stood there, staring at us.
I have him for 6 years, and i didnt want to lose him. Anyway, we called him, but he was too high up (the neighbours probably thought im insane). So, i went i the attick, opened a little window there, and he came back on my arm (isnt that loyal?). Again, i nearly lost him because of one little mistake.