Official KMC Horror Forum SONG!
So, my creative juices were flowing this morning after reading the TCM mask thread, and this is a product of my backward ingenuity. I give you..
"In These Forums..."
*sung to the tune of Marilyn Manson's "The Dope Show"*
The movies we watch they say make us jaded
We love the gore, chest cavities being invaded
The newbies and kids, to survive you've got to buck up
Hate the clueless, theres no love so just shut the **** up
There..are..ass..holes..in the forums
Were..all..ass..holes..in these forums
[chorus]
There's lots of clueless, clueless ones, that we wish would die
But all the clueless, clueless ones type ridiculous shit that makes you wonder why
They love you when you name movies by Fulci
Name "Jeepers Creepers", pack your shit, arivaderche!
The newbs they say are raised on all Teen Horror
We love your freshness
We'd really like to lay into you
Backfire and Evil Dead are great working models
I had fun today
Who will I make fun of tomorrow?
There's a lot of clueless, clueless ones...