I am Jack's....?

... rampid bad breath.

I am Jack's...

sore weener.

I am Jack's . . .

... choice of Michael J. Fox in the top right-hand corner to block.

I am Jack's...

...sense of humor in making fun of others.

I am Jack's...

... failed attempt to be the Big Man on Campus.

I am Jack's...

...G.I. Joe collection.

I am Jack's...

... secret crush on Chelsea Clinton

I am Jack's...

...voyeuristic dreams.

I am Jack's...

... uncontrollable urge to sing in tongue while performing karaoke Michael Jackson.

I am Jack's...

...obsession with tuna fish and club crackers.

I am Jack's...

... calculator watch.

I am Jack's...

...hideous overthrow

I am Jack's...

...ROLEX calculator watch. 😉

i am Jack's...

...DIAMOND STUDED ROLEX calculator watch.

I am Jacks...

...$3,000,000 DIAMONG STUDDED ROLEX calculator watch.

I am jack's...

... lack of a follow up for that.

I am Jack's...

..ass being laughed off.

I am Jack's...

... urine dripping down his leg, as I am peeing myself as I type this.

I am Jack's...

...lack of response.

I am Jack's...

... wanton for a sandwich.

I am Jack's...