I am Jack's....?

...Christmas Ham.

I am Jack's...

hemorrhoid.

i am jack's...

... dog who was kicked by a neighbours dog; regardless of their denial. I tried to tell them that Cleopatra was not the only queen of denial, but they still refused to take blame. ranting

I am Jack's...

supressed anger.

i am jack's...

...apathy.

I am Jack's...

stone.

i am jack's...

... stash of XXX rated magazines under his matress.

I am Jack's...

...pornographic addiction.

I am Jack's...

acid trip.

i am jack's...

... chemestry accident resulting in a dousing of gamma-rays.

I am Jack's...

prepuce.

i am jack's...

...pet dolphin.

I am Jack's...

...menopause.

I am Jack's...

used tampon.

i am jack's...

...period blood. 😘

I am Jack's...

elf....

I am Jack's

off.

i am jack's...

Aquarium

I am Jack's

...hangover.

I am Jack's...

girlfriend jill

I am Jack's...