romantic things to say

Originally posted by dadudemon
"F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

That is the ultimate romantic. Its a win-win. 😄

I usually say something like.. my lips were made for kissing.. awesome

actually on the last guy he was talking and I said "I don't care" and just kissed him.. haermm

Originally posted by dukemuken
are you gonna give it to me or what? if not get out of my car

I lol'd. haermm

Originally posted by dukemuken
yea but its so god damn corny. it just better when you say it as

schmoll No, because that's too plain and simple.

Lame, cheesy lines ≠ romantic IMO. dur

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Lame, cheesy lines ≠ romantic IMO. dur

Do you want to go halfsees on a bastard?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Do you want to go halfsees on a bastard?

I just wanna give you a facial.

Originally posted by Röland
I just wanna give you a facial.

There is this Beauty shop close to where I live that says in big letters on the front window.

"Free Facials!!!"

and in smaller letters underneath it, it says "with a pedicure". Because I am immature, I laughed out loud when I read that and I asked my wife if they were hiring. My wife told me that I was immature and to stop being so perverted.

i go for sexy woman who are a lil older. and the the i usually say is i like my M.I.L.F with Cookies

Originally posted by TPS
Oh, where to begin....