Bodily Hair

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Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
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yes he is

Thats too sexy for the words droolio

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
well...Im a smart girl and have contacts πŸ˜‚

*looks over his shoulder*

I'm totally freaked.

*pulls robe tighter around himself

you oughta be more careful with who you are friend with, Moose πŸ˜‚

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
you oughta be more careful with who you are friend with, Moose πŸ˜‚

I'll never trust that damn racoon ever again....he sold me out.

that sounds about right, Moose...next time youll be more careful.

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
that sounds about right, Moose...next time youll be more careful.

yeah yeah...you can't trust anyone anymore.

He and I, we went back a long way. We used to do everything together. Nature hikes, fishing, trolling for chicks. Then he goes and and does this.

Never trust someone wearing a mask.

πŸ˜‚ now Im really lmfao...

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
πŸ˜‚ now Im really lmfao...

Here, let me lay down....ok, now KICK ME! πŸ˜‰

*prepares for a huge kick*
*falls down laughing*

I just cant!

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
*prepares for a huge kick*
*falls down laughing*

I just cant!

*looks up at her*

That is the first time no one has taken me up on the offer!

*jumps up and gives her a huge moose hug*

You're my new best friend.

*gives her a cookie* Baked them myself. πŸ˜„

*swallows the whole cookie with extreme super joy*
*chokes*

Ugh-ugh, cough...

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
*swallows the whole cookie with extreme super joy*
*chokes*

Ugh-ugh, cough...

Uh ohh!

*wraps his hooves and legs around her, performs the heimlich. Cookie goes flying*

You ok? I used too much squirrell in it, didn't I?

Ugh!
Oh, thanks pal, I thought it was my last hour coming...squirrell was ok, just...I swallowed it too quickly

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Ugh!
Oh, thanks pal, I thought it was my last hour coming...squirrell was ok, just...I swallowed it too quickly

S'ok. I'd feel REALLY bad if I killed my new friend.

You maybe would need a psychiatrist to get through it.

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
You maybe would need a psychiatrist to get through it.

Nah...I'd just hit the bottle real hard...drown my sorrows.

well, my friend, I ate all of the chocolate, and its my time to leave.
God you believe in, bless you, and dont forget me.

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
well, my friend, I ate all of the chocolate, and its my time to leave.
God you believe in, bless you, and dont forget me.

Ok Myst...take care and come back and visit me real soon. πŸ™‚

Facial hair is okay. Too much body hair is a little.... ugh. I seen some guys that have a thich hair backs. We talking Chewbacca hairy!! 😱

Hair all the way...I'd never shave it off, except the back if it gets bad.